#i know it’s for high schoolers BUT HIGH SCHOOLERS KNOW WHAT HOOKERS ARE

[aceoflanterns]

guys if i think about the high school edition of rtc for too long i’m gonna eat drywall

[leossmoonn]

Hi Sara !! Can I request a Jess Mariano x reader where the reader is desperate to catch Jess' attention, which makes her start flirting with guys in front of him? And maybe wearing shorter skirts, more revealing shirts, etc. Smut please!

yes YES omg 😁

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pairing - jess mariano x fem!reader

type - smut, angst

warnings / includes - mild language, food mentions, rory slander (oops), teasing, smut - unprotected, penetrative sex (pls use protection irl) fingering, dirty talk, overstimulation, name calling [whore, baby, princess , etc etc]. italics are your thoughts. dean and rory never dated in this. dont mind me writing in lower case i was lazy. 16+ fic

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that bitch.

i stared at rory intensely as she flirted with jess. she was always touching his arm, throwing her head back as she laughed at his jokes with a little too much enthusiasm. she stared at him with her clear-blue eyes; those stunning eyes that made me jealous because whenever i saw him look at her. it was obvious he liked her.

although he promised me many times that he didn’t, i just didn’t believe him. i mean, look at her. admittedly, i look hotter, but she was the type of pretty that could trap guys forever.

i looked back at my book, sipping my iced coffee. i tried to focus on the words, but my eyes kept re-reading the same sentence as i couldn’t help but hear rory and jess’s conversation.

“jess! you’re gonna get in trouble!” her giggle made my blood boil.

“chill, ror. luke won’t know,” jess replied back.

“ror”; that stupid nickname he’s had for her since day one. it made my body twitch.

“what about y/n?” rory then asked.

my head couldn’t help but perk up at the sound of my name, especially with her voice wrapped around it.

i turned my head, my eyes scanning over the two. jess was leaning forward in his chair, his face just inches away from hers. her hand was on his forearm that was bare from his sleeves being rolled up. the way her fingers curled around his arm made my heart sink to my stomach. was he really that oblivious?

“i don’t think she’ll care. and if she does, then that’s her problem,” he said.

i bit my bottom lip in confusion and anger. tears welled up in my eyes and i had to force myself to look away. i wiped the tears away roughly, taking a big gulp of my coffee before shutting my book.

i got up and went to the bathroom, avoiding any and all eye contact with jess and rory. as soon as i got to the bathroom, i adjusted my outfit. i was wearing a blue and yellow plaid skirt, a ribbed crop-top, with white sneakers.

i started with pulling my shirt down. it was a v-neck, so it was easier for my boobs to show. i pushed them out against my bra so they sat pretty. i pulled my skirt up, turning around and smiling as i saw that my underwear could almost be seen. i took out my lipgloss from my purse, smacking it onto my lips to make them glisten. i fixed up my eyeliner, stepping back to view myself.

i looked like a hooker, but i hoped it would get jess’s attention away from rory for a few seconds. it’s not like we were exclusively dating, but there was definitely something there and i wasn’t going to lose him to ms. stars hallow.

i walked out of the bathroom, swinging my hips as i put my purse back on my shoulder. i shot a quick look to jess, whose eyes were wide and jaw dropped to the floor. rory looked me up and down, a surprised and disgusted look on her face. i shot her a petty smile, challenging her with my brows before i looked away.

i went back to my table, grabbing my iced coffee to-go and my book. i strutted out of the cafe, going over to dean’s house. i walked the couple of blocks, making sure my shirt was low enough before i knocked on the door.

it swung open immediately, revealing a surprised, but pleased dean.

“hey y/n, what’re you doin’ here?” he asked.

“just wanted to see how my favorite star hallows high schooler is doing?” i grinned.

“well, i’m doing okay, thank you. how are you?” he asked.

“oh, i’m good.” i put my hands behind my back, arching it so my tits were practically in his face.

his eyes wandered down slowly, his jaw dropping at the same speed. his eyes went back up to my face where he was met with my teasingly biting my lip with a smile.

“you look uh, great, by the way.”

“thank you, i try. anyways, i was wondering if you wanted to hang out? we can watch a movie, walk around town, get something to eat? i’ve only had coffee today,” i suggested.

“yeah, yeah, sure. let me get my wallet,” he nodded. “you can come in. i’ll be back.”

i stepped into his house, standing in the entry way.

“you don’t have to pay, you know. i’m a big girl,” i said to him as he walked back.

“i know, but what kind of man would i be if i didn’t pay for the beautiful woman standing in front of me,” he grinned.

i looked down shyly, my lips forming into a coy smile.

“oh, dean, you’re too kind.”

“it’s the truth. anyways, shall we go? we can walk or i can drive,” he suggested.

“mmm,” i hummed, “why don’t we drive? it’s really hot outside.”

“i second that,” he chuckled. he shut his door, locking it before walking down the steps to his car.

i followed him and climbed into the passenger seat of his truck.

“where to?” he asked once he started to car.

“let’s go to the diner,” i said.

“copy that,” he nodded, shifting the gears into drive.

“so, how’s your sister doing?” i asked. “clara is good. how are your parents doing?” he asked.

“ol’ mom and pops are good,” i answered.

“good to hear,” he shot me a smile. i returned it. “how about your mom?”

“eh,” he shrugged, “still working late and stuff.”

“well, it’s glad clara has her big brother to take care and look out for her.” i put my hand on his leg, squeezing it.

he looked at me, smiling widely. he then looked back on the road, his smile forming into a smirk.

“that shirt’s really low,” he stated.

“oh, now you say something?” i scoffed. “what? i was trying to be polite,” he shrugged.

“you’re always polite, dean. i never need to worry about that,” i said.

“good, i try,” he mimicked my words from earlier. “so,” he added, “who is this outfit for?”

“what? a girl can’t look hot just for herself?” i frowned.

“well, yes, she can, but your motives are always plotted towards a certain delinquent.”

i sighed, “you caught me.”

he chuckled, “i knew you didn’t just want to hang out.”

“i do! i really do. i just… thought i could kill two birds with one stone.”

“and that stone is you going to the diner, and the two birds are jess and i?” he asked.

“bingo! man, you are so smart. how does rory not like you?” i grinned.

he sighed, “beats me. it seems like every girl has fallen for that asshole.”

“awe, is someone jealous?” i asked in a baby voice. “admittedly, yes. it’s hard going from the “it, new guy” to “old new,” he explained.

“i thought tristan was the “it” guy?” i teased. “nah, not since i’ve arrived,” he grinned.

“well, what a good title you upheld. i wish that was my case,” i sighed.

“hey, rory might be star’s hallows baby, but you’re stars hallows woman. you don’t take anyone’s crap, you’re extremely proactive about the issues in this town, and you’re the hottest girl who lives here,” he listed.

“well,” i pulled a satisfied smile, “one can only be so amazing.”

“exactly! see, don’t worry over rory. everyone only loves her because they love lorelei, and sure, lorelei was a big change for this place, but you’ve been more impactful. rory doesn’t even like most people in this town, but you do. no offense to rory, though.”

“thank you, dean, i’d like to say the same thing about you. jess is dangerous, annoying, and rude. i know for a fact the only reason why rory likes him is because he lets her do whatever. but you, you’re caring, handsome, and aren’t a goody two-shoes, but you’re different and have an interesting family life and background. if rory doesn’t appreciate that, then i don’t know what will.”

he gave me a grateful smile. “thank you.”

“of course. it’s all true.” i looked out the window as we approached stars hallow downtown. i slapped my hand in dean’s chest, jumping in my seat. “slow down, slow down!” i rolled the windows down, sitting up right and puffing my chest out in a normal manner. “put your hand on my thigh,” i nudged dean.

“aye, aye, captain,” he sighed. his hand gripped my thigh softly and i smiled at him, thanking him with my eyes.

“all this work for a guy who won’t even call you his girlfriend,” he remarked.

i frowned. “yeah, well, i don’t see you trying to change rory’s mind while you bitch about your problems.”

he averted his gaze, focusing on the road. i turned back to the window, giving a smile as we strolled past jess. his mouth was agape in shock and disapproval. his eyes wandered across my body, stopping right at my thigh. i smirked as his hands balled into fists and he stomped away, throwing the newspaper he had in his hand into the trash.

“mission accomplished,” i clapped. dean’s hand slid off my thigh. “why don’t you just talk to him? isn’t that what adults do?” he asked.

“okay, one, i am sixteen. two, this is just how it’s always been. i like the chase, he likes the game. it always ends up good.”

“yeah, until the next morning when he’s gone and you’re cold and alone.”

i frowned deeply and looked down at my lap. “yeah, well, it’s like the next morning is something to look forward to under any circumstances.”

“yes, it is. it’s the time where you get to spend time with your significant other, cuddle and make breakfast. talk about your plans for the day, fall in love with her all over again.”

i looked over to dean, my brows raised. i smiled as he was daydreaming about him and rory.

“you’ll get that with her one day,” i said. “thanks,” he snapped out of his daze, parking next to the diner.

we both got out and i intertwined pur hands together as we walked to the diner, eliciting a chuckle out of dean. i smiled at him and looked ahead, my eyes finding their way to jess who was doing his job at the diner.

we walked in and got a table, jess immediately coming over to us to take our order.

“hey, jess,” i smiled brightly at him. he frowned, death glaring dean. “what can i get started for you today?” he asked with a clenched jaw.

“i think i’ll have a cheese burger, onion rings, and water, please. for you, babe?” i looked over to dean.

“uh, uh, i’ll have a double cheeseburger with fries and a coke, thanks,” he ordered, giving me a brief smile.

my eyes glanced over to jess. he was writing quickly and angrily on his notepad.

“coming right up.” he kept the frown on his face. he stomped away, going into the back to give ceaser the order.

“really tryin’, huh?” dean snorted. “i’m making progress, i swear,” i said.

“he’ll probably tell you to screw off more than fuck you,” he said.

“same difference,” i shrugged. “you’re going to lose him before you even get him,” he remarked.

i ignored his statement, sitting back in my chair and looking around the diner. i smirked as rory strolled in with lorelei.

“golden girl at twelve o’clock,” i stated.

dean’s head turned quickly and i could see the day dreaming begin to commence.

“you’re catching flies, man.” i nudged his foot under the table.

his head swung back to me, his face going pink. “whatever.”

i giggled, but then frowned immediately as i saw rory talking to jess again. he seemed to be the ones making the moves today.

“looks like your planned worked, good job,” dean chortled.

i kicked his ankle, eliciting a yelp from him. jess’s eyes shot over to us and he gave me a smile before turning back to rory.

two can play at that game.

i looked around, smirking as i found ryan, one of the boys from school. i got up and strutted over to him, “accidentally” dropping my purse.

“oh, damn!” i exclaimed, bending over to pick it up.

i eyed ryan as his jaw dropped, and jess, who was now death-glaring me. i smirked, picking up my purse and turning to ryan.

“sorry, ry, i’m just so clumsy sometimes,” i sighed exasperatedly.

“o-oh, no worries. be clumsy whenever you want,” he laughed nervously.

“i think i’ll take that offer,” i grinned. “mind if i sit?” i asked, pointing to the seat across front from him.

“no, not at all,” he shook his head vigorously.

“great!” i grinned, sitting down with a bounce.

ryan’s eyes followed my boobs as they moved. i leaned forward, pressing my arms together in a natural, but suggestive way. my tits were about spilling out of my shirt now.

“so, ry, how have you been?” i asked, taking a fry and biting it.

“good, how about yourself?” he asked.

“pretty good. except, i’ve been kind of… restless lately,” i frowned. i lowered my face, looking at him with puppy dog eyes. “think you could help me?”

he swallowed hard, nodding excitedly again.

“lovely,” i smiled. i took his hand, placing it under the table and onto my thigh where jess could see. i then ran it up my bare skin. i faked a shiver running down my spine, knowing that only jess wanted to make me feel this way. as ryan’s hands went under my skirt, jess left the front of the counter, his hand suddenly gripping my shirt and pulling me up.

“you’re coming with me,” he hissed my ear.

i tried to hide the excitement on my face, but i failed as dean mouthed a “have fun”. i let myself get dragged by him. he dragged me up the stairs, closing the door to luke’s loft. he threw me on the mattress on the floor that was his bed. my body molded to cushion; i had been here many times.

“you wanna act like a fucking whore in front of the whole diner?” he questioned.

i gave him a grin and nodded.

“fine.” he went down to his knees in front me. “i’ll make sure they hear you then, too.”

and with that, his hands ripped off my skirt. i gasped, shooting him a glare.

“that was new!”

“looked better on my floor than on you, anyways,” he shrugged.

i scoffed, but the sound quickly turned into a breathy moan as he ran his fingers over my panties.

“soaked and i haven’t even touched you until now? wow, pathetic.”

i stared at him. “ryan touching me got me pretty hot and bothered.”

he glared at me again, his body towering over mine as he went to whisper in my ear.

“ryan got you all hot and bothered, huh?” his hot breath fanned over my skin.

i nodded, giving him a cheery “mhm.”

his fingers hooked to my underwear, sliding it down my thighs and throwing it to the side. i quickly spread my legs, the ache in my stomach becoming too much. jess didn’t dive in, though. he just chuckled at my actions, the pads of his fingers tracing my inner thighs and just below my belly button.

“ryan get you this hot and bothered?” he asked as my chest was heaving up and down, my hips bucking up slightly in desperation.

i shook my head from side to side, my pleas forming into whines.

“i-i was just kidding jess, please.”

“awe, now that the princess doesnt get what she wants, she begs for it? takes her words back? i don’t think you can, baby.”

“please, jess!” i exclaimed. i went to grab his wrist to move it down, but he was faster. it grabbed my hand, looking me in the eyes. i pouted as he stared at me.

“how about dean?” he asked.

“n-no,” i shook my head.

he let go of my hand, bringing his own back to draw circled right above my entrance. i let out a high-pitched whine, bucking my hips up again. after a few moments of teasing me, without warning, he plunged two fingers into my heat.

“ah!” i squealed, the knot in my belly being met with satisfaction.

“fuck — you’re really wet,” he rasped. “yeah, dean really knows how to make a girl flustered,” i remarked.

his hazel eyes shot up to mine, his brows furrowing in anger. “keep that up and i’ll kick you out.”

my mouth clamped shut and i pouted. “but -”

“no buts, baby. now, tell me, could dean really make you this wet? could he really make you feel this good?”

his fingers curled inside of me, pumping in and out of me at a fast, constant speed. his fingers brushed up against my g-spot, causing my back to arch and a loud moan to fill my throat. my words came out sputtered as i tried to answer him.

“use your words, sweetheart,” he whispered into my ear.

“n-no,” i shook my head. “only you can do this to me. only you can make me feel s-so good.” i mewled as his thumb reached up and circled my clit.

“that’s what i love to hear.” i could hear the smirk in his voice.

he then attached his lips to my neck, his teeth harshly nipping at my skin. i let out a few “ah, ohs”, my hands making their way to his head. my fingers tangled themselves in his chestnut locks, twirling the ends. i pulled at the back of his head as he sucked heavily on my skin.

“j-jess,” i breathed. “mm?” he hummed as he kept sucking.

“you’re go-gonna leave a-a hickey.”

his tongue licked over the bruise he made, kissing it tenderly. he licked a trail up to my ear, nibbling on the skin below it lightly. “good. now everyone will know you’re mine.”

butterflies exploded in my stomach as he slurred the word. i nodded in agreement, bringing my head to look at him. his eyes were staring into mine, admiring the way my face scrunched up in pleasure. as i felt the pit in my stomach fill, he suddenly took his fingers out of me. i let out a whine of disapproval, looking up at him and pouting. my pout turned into a smile as i saw him taking off his clothes.

i sat up on my knees, taking off my shirt and bra. i helped him with slipping his shirt off, quickly throwing it to the side. i hooked my fingers under his jeans and underwear, shoving them down his thighs, causing him to chuckle.

“eager, are we?”

“you have no idea,” i shook my head. “good. me, too,” he disgarded his clothes.

i laid back down, spreading my legs and looking at him provocatively.

“gorgeous, as always.” he smiled at me, coming between my legs and lining him up with my entrance.

he gave me no warnings before diving in. i took in a sharp breath, my nails digging into his shoulder blades. he started moving fast, moans and groans coming out of both our mouths.

“you feel so good,” he grunted.

i replied with a breathy moan, the back of my head digging into my pillow. i squeezed my eyes shut as he hit the spot with every thrust.

“could ryan fuck you this good?” he asked lowly.

“n-no,” i shook my head. “could dean hit the spot each time?” he breathed out.

“no,” i said, then looked him in the eyes. i pulsated around him as i spoke. “could rory ever fit around your dick this well? could she ever make you feel the way i make you feel?”

he slowed his movements as he looked into my eyes. the chemistry was thick, intoxicating. i could barely breathe.

“never,” he answered.

i smiled, my heart soaring. “good.”

he smiled back, his hips then snapping into its usual rhythm. my question seemed to spark something in him. jess put my right leg on his shoulder, the new angle letting him pound inside of me impossibly deeper. he fucked me faster and harder, the tip of his dick brushing my cervix. not enough to hurt, but definitely enough to make me squirm and scream. my throat went dry as i started to chant his name and other profanities.

his right hand held himself up as his left came up to my breast, taking my nipple and playing with it in-between his third finger and thumb.

“jess, ah! ah, fuck. please, please,” i started to beg.

his lips curled up into a smirk and he squeezed my whole breast, the action causing my hips to jolt up. he dove his head down, replacing his hand with his mouth. his warm tongue lapped around my sensitive bud, his teeth pulling at it lightly.

i didn’t even feel his hand go down my stomach until i felt pressure on my clit. tears started to well up in my eyes, my nails raking down his back. he hissed, but didn’t stop.

“too much, too much,” i shook my head vigorously.

my body squirmed under him, my walls clenching around his dick, making him moan once more.

“you can take it. i know you can. be a good girl for me, yeah? i know you’re about to come,” he spoke, lifting his head up from my breast.

i nodded, my lungs breathless. my head rolled back and my foot that was on the bed curled and stomped on the mattress helplessly. my fingers dug into his neck, pulling violently on his hair.

my orgasm washed over me in one breath-taking wave. my back arched for the last time, my eyes rolling to the back of my head.

jess’s thrusts and hand movements got sloppy. he came inside of me, filling me with hot spurts. we both let out our last moans, the room falling silent. our chests heaved up and down as we laid next to each other.

i laid there for a few moments before i went to the bathroom to get cleaned up. after i came out, jess was sitting in a chair with only sweats and a book in his hand. i chuckled. typical jess.

i got dressed, going to the door to leave.

“hey, wait,” he said, getting up. he grabbed my hand to stop me from leaving. he looked in my eyes, making my heart jump.

“i love you,” he smiled. “wanna be my girlfriend?”

my face interrupted into a grin. i squeezed his hand, nodding my head. “yes, yes!”

“great. i’ll pick you up at eight for our first official date.”

“great.” i leaned up and pecked him on the lips. i whispered an “i love you”, making him grin from ear-to-ear. i bid him goodbye, running downstairs.

as i stepped into the diner, i giggled as i saw dean and rory kissing. they stopped for a second, rory blushing and dean smiling proudly. i gave him a wink, offering rory a kind smile, to which she returned.

i walked back home, taking a shower so i could get ready for our date. as i waited for the water to warm, i spotted the hickey he made on my neck. it was purple, blue, and big. i ran my fingers over it, smiling.

“mine,” i echoed his words.

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[horrorslashergirl]

A yandere Chromeskull with a reader who grew up in a emotionally neglectful home making her really touch-starved and very accepting of the affection Jesse is offering her. 😊

I don’t know if I made him yandere, but I certainly didn’t. Sorry....

Chromeskull x Reader- Don Julio and Childish Flaws

The black Bentley stopped into the parking lot of an expensive restaurant in Jacksonville and Jesse Cromeans got out, adjusting his Versace black dress-jacket, making sure he was as presentable as ever after all looks were very important to him, the power designer clothes and a Rolex were mind-numbing and people would say he was a narcissist, but like hell would Jesse go for cheap at the corner shops.

Fuck what people think!

It was very amusing to him, because people always threw themselves at him, be it for his status, money, tattoos, or very influential power he had. So, of course, it was funny when they accused him of being a prideful egocentric jerk because the next five minutes they were on their knees sucking on his cock.

He smirked at the memories of having a piggy choke on his cock in a bathroom at a gala party.

Despite all of this, something made him think twice about his life and that had to do at the last rich party that one of his partners in business threw. It all started with discussions about wives and marriage.

Jesse rolled his eye at the word wife. He tried marriage and didn't end well...on his deceased ex-wife's part. Hearing all the men at the party talk about their pregnant wives, following weddings and what-not domestic life made his chest constrict and it wasn't the alcohol.

Talk about a middle-age crisis, but that's what got Jesse to be so thoughtful in the past month.

Everyone was getting married, creating a family, and here he was adjusting his silk tie in the black tinted window of his car.

Before his ex-wife and after, he filled that void with piggies of all type, because you don't want a woman to bicker day and night about where you've been, how was work or simply sticking her nose in your business.

It all changed when each night before he went to sleep and in the morning when he woke up, he would look at the empty side of his California king-sized bed.

Now, he should be nervous, because it wasn't his first date with you, but he wanted to make sure everything is perfect, always put on a good impression, and make sure that your ego is being rubbed on.

Maybe that's the reason why this was the fourth date with you, because all his associates, when they found out about the two of you, have said things that made Jesse feel like a king....a winner.

'She's so young. Way to go, stud!'

'She's twice your age! You lucky bastard.'

'Wish I was in your shoes, man.'

Yes, all those words made Jesse's chest puff with haughtiness.

Back to where we are...After doing a once check-over he walked to the front entrance of the restaurant where you waited for him. He could help, but swallow down as he took in your appearance; a nice black Chanel dress with silver stilettos, make-up, and hair perfectly done.

A true beauty, so much more revigorating than the silicone boosted piggies he used to fuck or kill, of course, killing was the last thing he wanted to do to you, maybe kill your mind with nerve-wracking orgasms, but that's perhaps for later.

"Hello, Jesse." You greeted him with a big smile and he returned it with a toothy grin, walking towards you, then he kissed your cheek, a slight blush on them.

'Shall we?' he signed, and you gripped his arm, the two of you step inside and into a private lounge, drawing the chair out for you to sit on.

"What a gentleman." you said with a cheeky smile.

He sat down opposite from you, and a waiter came in to give the menus, asking what you wanted to drink before you would order food. You went with a Don Julio because this time it was your turn to choose the drink.

'I had this drink just once. Crazy night.' Jesse signed as he looked through the menu. After a little time, you both ordered the same thing, then the drinks arrived and you both cheered for tonight.

"So? How's work?" you asked, taking a small sip of the strong liquor.

Jesse was a little tense because to him work had two meanings; basking in mountains of paperwork or chase down women in skimpy clothes with two twin knives.

'Could have been better.' he signed a little reluctantly, avoiding your gaze.

"I can understand that. I am still working on my novel and I kind of have a writer block. It's like a black void of nothing." you told him with a sigh, noticing that the conversation wasn't going anywhere.

This was awkward and you resumed to spin the alcohol in your glass, trying not to act offended by your date's ignorance.

Jesse cursed himself, noticing that his cold attitude wasn't making you feel any comfortable, so one of his larger hands took one of yours, rubbing your knuckles soothingly, his face into a sad furrow.

'Sorry, doll. I'm not that used to this kind of....dating.' he signed, your eyes observing him more.

Yes, in the past dates you had with him he pretty much told you about the awkwardness of formal dating to say so and you could understand. It was so much different from booty-calls and paying a hooker to jump on your dick.

You figured a man of his status was very confident, but here he was acting like a virgin high-schooler. That thought made you giggle and his gaze bore into your skull.

"Sorry." you apologized with a cough and gave him an assuring smile.

"Remember what I said on our first date? Just be natural, yourself, don't try to please me with all the gentleman act, although it's very sweet of you."

Be himself? If he was acting like his true self he would have the waitresses gutted from throat to groin, and the waiter's dick cut off for giving you a not so professional look.

'It's all new for me.' he signed with a shrug, your hand coming to grasp his, and he did what you told him, brought your hand to his lips that brushed the skin of your hand, making you close your eyes, a content sound escaping your mouth.

Jesse also learned something interesting about you in the past dates, that you were touch starved, the simplest touches of affection making you putty in his arms, from rubbing your shoulders soothingly, to holding your hand and kisses on the cheek, you always leaned on for more, but the dates always ended when things got more interesting.

He broke the loving gesture when the food arrived and you eat in silence, continuing to drink and pretty much have a good time, acting all-natural thanks to the strong drinks that went on and on.

"And like I said, my parents, were always working and the divorce didn't help that much. My grandmother used to raise me more, but she died and I pretty much had to live with the fact that affection is a luxury I cannot afford." you blabbered, taking another sip of your drink, brows furrowing at the thought.

'I can give you that luxury.' Jesse signed, moving his chair closer to you.

That caught your attention. Your past lovers always said you were way too clingy and they needed 'space', so you didn't have that much luck when it came to a stable relationship, and you weren't that desperate to resume to cheap one-night stands that would leave you even more touch-starved in the morning after.

You could feel yourself blush more as Jesse looked with intensity at you.

"Don't make empty promises." you murmured and you squeaked when a hand touched your thigh, thumb brushing your bare skin.

'I am serious. This is our fourth date and I really love your company. You're different.' he signed, and you nibbled on your bottom lip nervously.

"I know, I enjoy spending time with you, Jesse....But, I mean...I am kind of young and perhaps I don't know what I want from life and I certainly don't want to burden you with my childish attitude." you explained, feeling all of sudden more self-conscious.

'I always liked them younger. Far more exciting than the stuck-up hags my age that doesn't have a sense of humor.' he signed with a smirk, making you giggle and automatically move closer to him.

He certainly had a strange and dark sense of humor, but it was growing on you, and for a 40-year-old man he sure acted like a teenager, which was unique.

"I know I can be sometimes clingy..." you whispered, his brown eye moving from your eyes to your lips and back up.

'I certainly don't mind. I love my baby girl to be hungry for his daddy.' he signed ravenously with a cheeky grin and you slapped his shoulder lightly.

"Don't speak like that! You make it sound like I have daddy issue." you muttered, glaring at him, your faces so close to one another.

'You do, princess. But let me tell you, I won't neglect you and everything you want I can get you; clothes, jewelry, cars, luxurious vacations. Just say your price.' he signed slowly.

Maybe he was desperate, but Jesse Cromeans is never desperate, but one thing for sure is that whatever Chromeskull wants, Chromeskull gets.

You hummed in thought, then moved your lips to his ear.

"How about cuddling tonight after this dinner, and maybe watching a home movie? I do need inspiration for my book and there is this new horror movie." you whispered, your hand moving to his black-clad thigh, giving it a squeeze.

Jesse was grinning like he won the lottery, his arms coming to wrap around your waist, pulling you into his lap. You giggled at his childish self, perhaps more so than you.

You poured another two glasses of Don Julio, handing him one.

"For the start of our relationship?" you asked, raising your glass in salute as he did the same.

'For the two of us.'

[cardest]

Japan playlist

Are you turning Japanesa? I don’t think so! This, I believe is the ultimate Japan playlist. One of my favorite countries in the world to visit. it truly is a fascinating place in the world. The music from this region is just so. Crazy even! I have been a few times and cannot wait to get back over there again as soon as Crap-19 takes a hike and leaves this planet already. Meanwhile, here is the Japan playlist to keep us happy. Perfect for those of you out there in lock down.

I hope you dig the list of songs I put together. You can even let me know what songs or bands I forgot and let me know! 私はあなたがそれを掘ることを望みます Arrigato! Hit play right here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC1_IcliLasW5eajllU8pA5Gh

JAPAN

001 Fantomas - 4-30-05 002 INXS - I Send A Message 003 LADYBABY - candy 004 Babymetal - DoKiDoKi MORNING 005 MOMOIRO CLOVER Z vs KISS - YUMENO UKIYONI SAITEMINA 006 The Cure - Kyoto Song 007  Kill Bill Vol.1 - Isaac Hayes - Run Fay Run 008 CHAI - GREAT JOB 009 Mutant Monster -  Barabara 010 Sigh - Inked in Blood 011 The Vapors - Turning Japanese 012 Fantomas - 4-7-05 013 Ocean Machine -  Night 014 Masayuki Sakamoto - Psy'chy 015 Astro Boy - 1980 English Intro Theme 016 Go Misawa - 悪魔人間 (デ��ルマン) - 不動明 017 Red House Painters - Japanese To English 018  八十八ヶ所巡礼「仏滅トリシュナー 019 Acid Mothers Temple - Floating Flower Shizuku No Youni 020 Ween - Japanese Cowboy 021 Otoboke Beaver - Don't light my fire 022 Gojira's Godzilla Theme Song 023 Cavalera Conspiracy -  Bonzai Kamikazee 024 Ultra Bide - DNA vs DNA 025 David Bowie - Crystal Japan 026 A Flock Of Seagulls - Tokyo 027 Sakura - Cherry blossoms 028 BON JOVI - Tokyo Road 029 Aneka - Japanese boy 030 Endon - Boy Meets Girl 031 Junko Ohashi - Dancin' 032 Ike Reiko - Yoake No Scat 033 Shohjo-Tai - Flamingo Island 034 Chthonic - Kaoru 035 Herbie Hancock - Nobu 036 Akiko Yano - Dogs Awaiting 037 Inoyama Land - Glass Chaim 038 Fantomas -  4-14-05 039 Hide - Dice 040 Japan - Talking drum 041 Sabbat - Samurai Zombies 042 Brian Ice - Tokyo 043 W.A.S.P. - Tokyos on fire 044 UHNELLYS - SWITCH 045 Boris -  LOVE 046 Kill Bill Vol. 1 - Battle Without Honor or Humanity Tomoyasu Hotei 047 eX-Girl - Pretty You Ugly 048 Gonin Ish - Shagan No Tou 049 Banana Erectors - Fed Up With Highschool Days 050 Strapping Young Lad - Japan 051 Yoshida Brothers - Ibuki 052 Zeni Geva - Total Castration 053 Flower Travellin' Band - Satori, Pt. 1 054 MOMOIRO CLOVER Z - GOUNN - 055 Tom Waits - Big In Japan 056 ABIGAIL - A Witch Named Aspilcuetta 057 Sigh - The Tombfiller 058 Marty Friedman-Dragon's Kiss-Dragon Mistress 059 RIOT - Tokyo Rose 060 Fantomas - 4-13-05 061 Guitar Wolf - High Schooler Action 062 Becoming a Geisha - Memoirs of a Geisha Soundtrack 063 Seven Samurai- Ending Theme 064 Miki Sugimoto - Rei's Ballad (Theme from Zero Woman Red Handcuffs) 065 Yoshida Brothers - Rising from Best Of Yoshida Brothers 066 Ruler - Jeanie Jeanie Jeanie 067 Kill Bill Vol. 1 OST - Twisted Nerve - Bernard Herrmann 068 Fantomas - 4-23-05 069 Shonen Knife - It's a New Find 070 Polish National Radio Symphony OrchestraKrzysztof Penderecki - Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima 071 ACID MOTHERS TEMPLE - Helen Buddha; Miss Condom X 072 Shugo Tokumaru - Decorate 073 PiGu - Bye Bye Honey 074 Hello Kitty Theme Song - Hello Kitty 075 ACUTE -  生き地獄 076 Sabbat - Karmagmassacre 077 Yellow Magic Orchestra - Tong Poo 078 Yojimbo OST -  Main Theme 079 Anpan-man (Red beans bread man)theme song 080 Ex-Girl - The Crown of Dr. Keroninstein 081 Kate Bush - [The Whole Story] Breathing 082 Coffins - Hatred Storm 083 The Books - Tokyo 084 Fantomas -  4-19-05 085 男の一生／松方弘樹 086 Azuma Kabuki Musicians - Dojoji 087 Saxon -  Walking Through Tokyo 088 Kill Bill, Vol. 1 Original Soundtrack - The Flower of Carnage - Meiko Kaji 089 Les Rallizes Denudes - Now is forever 090 G.I.S.M. - Nih Nightmare 091 Mono - Silent Flight, Sleeping Dawn 092 Deftones - Romantic Dreams 093 Strapping Young Lad - Zen 094 Dead Can Dance - Kiko 095 Kinoco Hotel - キノコホテル「キノコノトリコ」 096 Esashi Oiwake - Ensemble Nipponia 097 Naitemo idayoi - bcmomoiro clover 098 Bryan Ferry - Tokyo Joe 099 Suzuki Junzo - Crying Out Double Suicide Blues 100 Iron Maiden - Sun and Steel 101 Kikagaku Moyo - Dripping Sun 102 Fantomas -  4-3-05 103 BARBATOS - Tokyo Rock'N Roll Show 104 BABYMETAL - MEGITSUNE 105 Eternal Elysium - Shadowed Flower 106 The Erections - stupid punk 107 The Seatbelts - Cowboy Bebop (Original Soundtrack 1) 108 Rush - Manhattan Project 109 Today Is the Day - Samurai 110 Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood OST - main theme 111 Japanese War Music - Samurai Battle March 112 Steel Panther - Asian Hooker 113 The Mount Fuji Doomjazz Corporation -  A Place For Fantasies 114 Guitar Wolf - FIGHTING ROCK 115 HEAVY METAL ARMY - That's Hammurabia 116 Michale Graves -  Godzilla 117 Noriko Miyamoto - My Life 118 Loudness - Ashes in the Sky 119 Mary's Blood- Save the queen 120 Mellvins - One Fine Day 121 High On Fire - Bastard  Samurai 122 Shakuhachi - The Japanese Flute 123 Luna Sea - IN SILENCE 124 Tatsuro Yamashita - Sparkle 125 PIG DESTROYER - Kamikaze Heart 126 Tomoko Kawada - Akanegumo 127 Sodom - Kamikaze Terrorizer 128 Carlos Toshiki and Omega Tribe - Sky Surfer 129 TOKKAEBI - cheon mun 130 Pere Ubu - 30 Seconds Over Tokyo 131 Wanda Jackson - Fujiyama Mama 132 Witch Cross - Night Flight To Tokyo 133 F.O.E. - Total Eclipse 134 Coffins - The Frozen Styx 135 Sword of Doom (1966) - Main Theme OST 136 Sigh -  The Transfiguration Fear 137 Yondemasu Yo, Azazel san - Opening song 138 Thundercat - Tokyo 139 GHOST IN THE SHELL O.S.T.2 - i can't be cool 140 Japandroids - No Allegiance to the Queen 141 YAMANTAKA - SONIC TITAN - Hoshi Neko 142 Doraemon 2005 Opening - Sha La La 143 Akira Soundtrack - Kaneda's Theme 144 Anatomia - Morbid Hallucination 145 Traditional Japanese music - Honno-ji 146 Kodo - Lion 147 Tomita Planets - Mercury, The Winged Messenger 148 Yuji Ohno - Lupin The Third Theme '78 149 Ninja Scroll TV Series Soundtrack - Jubei's Theme 150 OKAWARI_BOY show me your space 151 Boris - The Woman on the Screen 152 Sepultura - Kamaitachi 153 X Japan - X 154 L'Acephale - Hitori Bon Odori 155 Zilch (hide) - Inside the Pervert Mound 156 Fantomas -  4-12-05 157 Kodo - Akatsuki 158 Sigh - Hunters not horned 159 Pucca Theme song 160 Tujiko Noriko - Solo - Magic 161 MYSTERY KINDAICHI BAND - THEME OF KOSUKE KINDAICHI 162 Akiko Yano -  クマ 163 Sooo Baad Revue - バッド・レビュ 164 Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says (instrumental) 165 Imaginary Flying Machines - Sanpo (My Neighbor Totoro) (feat. Living Corpse & Yoko Hallelujah) 166 Mutant Monster - kamisama o negai - pv with romaji lyrics 167 Mount Fuji - Neun 168 Kumi Sasaki - Tanchame Bushi 169 Yakuza - Yama 170 Chai - Choose go! 171 Goto Mariko – Drone 172 Blue Oyster Cult  - Godzilla 173 Kinoco hotel –  F No Junkai 174 ASS BABOONS OF VENUS - Jet Unchi 175 James Bond you only live twice OST - Aki, Tiger and Osato 176 PJ Harvey -  Kamikaze 177 BABYMETAL - Awadama Fever 178 Alcatrazz - Hiroshima Mon Amour 179 Tokyo Blade - Warrior of the Rising Sun 180 TIK & TOK - TOKYO GIRLS 181 Queen - Hammer To Fall 182 Nana Kitade - Kibou No Kakera 183 Gallhammer - Blind my eyes 184 Yellow Magic Orchestra - Kai-Koh 185 Chikyuu Kyoumei  Resonance of the Earth 186 Hoodoo Gurus -  Tojo 187 John Waite - Euroshima 188 Tommy Snyder / Yuji Ohno) - ザ・マリン・エクスプレス (The Marine Express) 189 Boris - Riot Sugar 190 Yellow Machinegun - Again 191 Kill Bill, Vol. 1 Original Soundtrack - The Lonely Shepherd 192 Church of Misery - Chilly Grave 193 Jimmy Takeuchi  - Yasuki bushi (Shimane) 194 Yuji Ohno "Andromeda no kanata ni" - (OST - Captain Future) 195 Bo Ningen - Henkan 196 Blood Stain Child - Electricity 197 Crime - Yakuza 198 Tatsuya Yoshida & Satoko Fujii - Feirsttix 199 Ike Reiko - Kokotsu No Sekai 200 Fantomas -  4-9-05 201 David Bowie - It's no game 202 Manon - xxFANCYPOOLxx 203 Sparks - Here In Heaven 204 MAD SPYAIR - samurai heart Gintama 205 Terror Squad - Nightmare Rider 206 Fantomas -  4-6-05 207 Mutant Monster - Hanabi 208 Jimmy Takeuchi - Akita obako 209 NAKED CITY - OSAKA BONDAGE 210 Death Panda theme 211 Crossfaith -  Monolith 212  OMD - Enola Gay 213 Dir en Grey - Obscure 214 LADYBABY Age-Age Money 215 Fantomas -  4-17-05 216 S.O.B. - Deceiver (Napalm Death cover) 217 Jimmy Takeuchi - Time Of The Season 218 Dark Mirror Ov Tragedy - Thy Sarcophagus & Unwritten Symphony 219 Laurie Anderson -  Kokoku 220 THOMPSON TWINS  - TOKIO 221 Electric Eel Shock - Killer killer 222 Kodo - Nanafushi 223 Ningen Isu - Heartless Scat 224 Amachi Shigeru – Showa Blues 225 BlackLab - Insanity 226 TENGGER - achime 227  Riot - Narita 228 Martin Denny - Japanese Farewell Song (Sayonara) 229 LADYBABY - Renge Chance 230 Tokyo Electron  - She Keeps Me Shut 231 Kan Mikami - Anata Mo Star Ni Nareru 232 Kraftwerk - Radioactivity 233 CHAI - N.E.O. 234 Fantomas - 4-27-05 235 Gacharic Spin - Next Stage 236 Loudness -  Crazy Nights 237 David Bowie - Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence 238 The Presidents of the USA -  Japan 239 Fantomas -  4-4-05 240 Kyary Pamyu P - Fashion Monster 241 Wagakki Band - Senbonzakura 242 Deep Purple - Woman From Tokyo 243 Krokus - Tokyo Nights 244 Kyoto - Venetian Blinds 245 Happy End - Natsu nandesu 246 Motohiko Hamase - Plateau 247 Boris - Tokyo Wonder Land 248 Asia - Countdown to Zero 249 Hiiragi Fukuda - Me And My Marshall Amp 250 Marty Friedman -  Ai Takkatta 251 Kodo -  O-Daiko (japanese drummers - Taiko - tambours geants Japon) 252 Sonic Youth - Tokyo Eye 253 Otoboke Beaver - Anata Watashi Daita Ato Yome No Meshi 254 Y&T - Midnight in Tokyo 255 Metalucifer -  Heavy Metal Samurai 256 Urami Bushi - Meiko Kaji 257 Alphaville -  Big in Japan 258 M.O.D. - Godzula 259 Akiko Yano - Hitotsudake 260 Japan - Life in Tokyo (Giorgio Moroder Version) 261 Boris with Merzbow - Sometimes 262 Dragonforce - Power Of The Ninja Sword 263 Fantomas -  4-10-05 264 The Guyver Dark hero Theme song 265 Minami Deutsch / 南ドイツ - Futsu Ni Ikirenai 266 Yukihiro Takahashi - Drip Dry Eyes 267 ZooBOMBS - Doo Bee 268 SIGH -  Shingontachikawa 269 Burt Bacharach - Me Japanese Boy I Love You 270 Kay Cee Jones - Japanese Farewell Song 271 Dhidalah - GRB 272 Kikagaku Moyo - tree smoke 273 The Fall - I Am Damo Suzuki 274 Ryuichi Sakamoto - Thousand Knives 275 Yasuaki Shimizu - kakshi 333 Godiego - The Birth of the Odyssey (Monkey Magic) 666 BABYMETAL -Headbanger

Here are the songs to listen to: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC1_IcliLasW5eajllU8pA5Gh

[sybilius]

Jupiter, Cygnus!

Jupiter- If you had to pick one color to use for an entire week, what color would you choose?

Oh well my de facto fave is green. Green is also the color with the most shades...I have a vivid memory of my art teacher rhapsodizing about how many different greens there are. There was a tube of paint called “Hooker’s Green” that was quite lovely and made us high schoolers giggle to each other. Phlato Green was always something else. Sea foam green was the first color I professed to be my favourite; outside of the pink/purple I picked just b/c gender and young. So it’s stuck with me.

Cygnus- If you could go back to any time period for a couple days, when/where would you want to go?

It has to be “back”, eh? 

Well, I think at present moment I’d love to go back to 1830sish whaling-era Canada (or New England? whichever would be more plausible for me to hop on a boat without getting into trouble)? I mean assuming I’m able to go back, no problem, I would def spend a few days on a smelly gross whaling ship just to get the feel for what I’m writing. Nothing like being *there*, you know?

[maealbert]

Unexpected // Spencer Reid

AU Characters: Spencer Reid x Reader A/N: Found this prompt on Pinterest. Seriously though, Pinterest has come to my aid when I needed an idea for a fic. (Link) Master List

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He pulled against the ropes with all his might, but they wouldn’t give.

“Don’t bother,” A voice said. He looked up to discover a thin girl bound with the same rope. Although it was dark, he could see her bruised eyes and bloody wrists. “I already tried.”

“Who are you?” Spencer asks. “Where are we?”

“Hell if I know. I blacked out one day and the next I’m tied up down here.”

“Do you know how long you’ve been here?”

“I blacked out in June.”

“What year?”

“2012.”

Spencer’s eyes widened. “You’ve been down here for six years!” He exclaimed. “Why did he take you? Do you know?”

The girl shrugged her shoulders. “I gave up trying to get answers out of him. At first I thought it was because I was a hooker at the time and he wanted some, but then all this happened..” She said indicating to all of the bruises and bloody wrists. He’d just beat me up, I don’t know why. He never spoke a word to me. I know he speaks, I hear him all time upstairs talking on the phone or yelling at the television. I’ve tried escaping but that’s obviously never worked.”

“What’s your name?”

“Boy do you have a lot of questions,” The girl snickered. “The name’s (Y/N). What’s yours?”

“Spencer.”

“Well Spencer, welcome to hell.”

(Y/N) looked him up and down trying to figure out why he was taken. He was dressed in a purple button and nice pants with black converse. Then she notices a badge clipped onto one of the belt loops of his pants. Pretty good sight for how dark it is down there. Her eyes have adjusted well enough to see in the dark. “What’s your badge say?” She asks.

“Oh..” He looks down at his belt loop. “Nothing.”

“Liar.” She says rolling her eyes. “Come on, pretty boy. Speak up now. What’s your badge say?”

Spencer hasn’t heard ‘pretty boy’ since Derek left the Bureau. “Uh..Uh..” He stammers still surprised that she called him ‘pretty boy’. “Federal Bureau of Investigation.”

(Y/N) quickly climbs to her knees to get a better look. “FBI. Based in DC? Quantico? Different branch?”

“Quantico.”

“Behavioral Analysis Unit?”

“That’d be the one?”

“So what are you? A profiler? Or the liaison?”

“Profiler.”

(Y/N) nods her head as if she were impressed. She was, really. She’s never met an FBI agent before. He looked pretty hot for an agent. “Let me take a shot here, Spencer. So you’re a profiler with the BAU. You dress and look like a mix of a high schooler and a professor. You seem a little on the scared side as if you don’t know you’ll make it out of here or not. You tried using mathematical ways to untie the knots. So what I’m getting here is that you’re the smart one.”

“Weak profile..” He says cracking a smile. “But yes, I am the smart one.”

“A cocky too.” (Y/N) says giggling. She winces from the pain of the bruises on her rib cage. “Don’t make me laugh.”

“I didn’t make you laugh, you made yourself laugh.” Spencer says snickering. “You said you’re a hooker, right?”

(Y/N) rolled her eyes. “Don’t be getting any ideas, Agent-”

“Doctor, actually.”

“My bad.. Doctor.. Once I get out of here, I’m getting a real job. I might just apply to the FBI.”

“You? FBI?” Spencer scoffs. “Right..”

“Hey, you’re not the only smart one, Doctor.” (Y/N) says folding her arms across her chest. “I’ll have you know that I graduated high school and college with a 4.0 and I was valedictorian for both.”

“Oh really? Where did you graduate from?”

“I graduated from Woodrow Wilson High School in DC and then graduated from Georgetown with a Master’s while taking online classes for Yale.”

“And yet you became a hooker.”

“Don’t judge. I get paid more money in a single night than you do in a week.”

“Well then if you’re so smart, I’ll challenge you.”

“Bring in on, Doctor. I’ve got all night, and tomorrow, and most likely the day after that.”

Spencer shakes his head. “Oh no, not here.”

“Well we can’t go anywhere else.”

“When we get out of here, I am going to take you to the nerdiest place you’ve ever been and quiz you on anything and everything.”

“Making a date with a hooker?” (Y/N) says raising an eyebrow.

“You’re not one right now.” Spencer says smirking.

“Oooo pretty boy thinks he’s quick. How mad do you think that guy would get if we pretended to have fun down here?” (Y/N) smirks. “Let’s drive him crazy.”

“I don’t think that’s a good idea, (Y/N).” Spencer says.

“Oh now you want to play it safe? Come on now, don’t be scared Doctor.”

“I can’t believe I’m going to do this. You tell no one, got it?”

“Really? Who I am going to tell?” (Y/N) says giving him a dumb look. “In case you haven’t noticed but there’s only two of us down here. Well.. Alive that is.” She notices Spencer’s face twist in horror only making her laugh. “Oh gosh, you’re so gullible.” She laughs more. “I can’t wait for that date when we get out of you. I’m going to mess with you so much you won’t even know if your thoughts are real or not.”

“Oh great..” Spencer says sarcastically. Now can we get this over with. These ropes are starting to itch.”

Just a shortie there for today!

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[2ptonpt]

Thinking Out Loud

Somethin' Bad

 Shelby Bates grew up with the Winchesters. Fighting along side them and saving the day as needed, she was living the life she loved with the man she loved. Until a dark family secret comes out and she is kidnapped while Dean can only watch helplessly. Dean struggles to live without her- the only person who ever made him feel like he was worth something, until she shows up years later.

Pairing: Dean Winchester X OC(Shelby Bates)

Word Count: 2,627

Rating: M

Masterlist

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

 Chapter One: Somethin' Bad

Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clappin'

Got a real good feelin' somethin' bad about to happen.

-Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood

  "Shelby, hey I was wondering if yo-"

"Jesus Dean, knock next time!" The tall, tanned brunette flung herself on the other side of the musty bed as a twenty year old Dean Winchester barged into the cheap motel room. Instead of turning around like any courteous young gentleman would do in this situation, he stood with his hip cocked and his arms crossed over his chest, with a smirk gracing his lips. The green-eyed man waited a few seconds before speaking.

"You can come out anytime, you know. Nothin I haven't seen before." Shelby rolled her eyes. She could just hear Dean's grin when he called over to her.

"There's a difference between the cheap hookers you bring here every other weekend and the body I work hard to maintain. Thank you very much!" Dean chuckled softly, shaking his head as he turned around. He stared hard at the blinking vacancy light outside the dusty window as he spoke.

"Sorry, just thinkin' out loud. You can come out now Shelby. I'm not looking." Shelby poked her head above the flowery patterned comforter and arched an eyebrow as she quickly grabbed the black sports bra and gray tank top off the bed. She ducked down behind the bed and quickly pulled them on before she snapped back up.

"Okay loser, I'm decent. What did you need? Are John and my dad back yet?" She had a nervous look in her eyes as she asked about their dads. Last time she saw them it was as she ran out of the motel room a few towns back, angry tears in her eyes because they wouldn't take her to the nest where the vampire that had killed a little girl, whom Shelby had taken quite a liking to, was residing. Dean grimaced. That memory was not the best.

Both of their dads had refused to take the young woman on the hunt with them. Dean had been on Shelby’s side; she was the best hunter out of their little posse. He didn’t know why, she had the same training as Dean did. She just seemed like more of a natural when it came to destroying monsters. He shook his thoughts about the huntress away and replied.

"No. I haven't heard from them since yesterday. They caught another hunt so they won't be back for at least another week." Dean smiled when Shelby sat down on the bed with a relieved sigh. She pulled back her long, curly, dark brown hair into a high ponytail, glancing at Dean, who cleared his throat as she raised an eyebrow in questioning. Dean continued,

"Anyway. I was thinking that the bar down the street looked like it had a couple of cowboys just asking for you to kick their ass in pool." At those words Shelby smiled brilliantly. Dean looked away after a second and cleared his throat again, waiting for more of an answer than her sneaky smile.

"Hell yeah! Just let me change. I can go for a run later I guess." Dean nodded and went over to the t.v. and flipped it on, then ungracefully flopped onto the couch. Waiting for Shelby to change, Dean called Bobby's house to see how Sam was doing. No answer. That wasn't unusual. Bobby was always reading up on different legends for the other hunters and Sam was probably holed up in the tiny upstairs spare bedroom with his nose in his school books, trying to live a 'normal high schooler's life'.

Dean snorted and rolled his eyes as he put the cell phone back on the side table just as Shelby came out of the bathroom. She was wearing a loose fitting black tank top with a gray rose on the front. Her blue jean cut-off shorts seemed to elongate her tan, toned legs, which were thick from all the running she did. Shelby would always comment on how much she hated her legs; Dean would just snort and roll his eyes, silently reassuring her she had nothing to worry about.

She was only nineteen but when she went out to the bars, no one asked any questions. She knew how to dress for the occasion. Dean stared at the lean brunette as she slipped two black flower and dragon bracelets around her left wrist. She needed her right wrist cleared for pool. Shelby could feel her companions stare as she buckled her rhinestone studded black belt. She knew the men stared, and sometimes it made her feel self-conscious. But if she wanted to make sure her and Dean ate that week, she needed to look good and innocent while she hustled the bar patrons for their money.

Shelby turned around to look at herself in the dirty mirror while Dean mumbled something about using the toilet before they leave. She sat down on the bed to pull on her stenciled grey, well worn cowgirl boots. Going along with the rose theme for tonight she had black rose studs in her ears and a multi-string beaded necklace. Her final touches were her black rose ring with diamonds lining the petals. She sighed. Her mom loved roses. She stared at herself in the mirror. What would her mom think of her if she saw her now? Hustling guys in dinky bars for money.

She smiled a bit. Her mom was one of the best hunters this side of the states. Her dad used to tell her stories growing up about how her momma would bring home the bread and butter for their little family. He’d say most guys would be jealous the way she would walk around hustling money, but he knew her momma would always love her dad and no other man. Shelby’s smiled brightened a bit at the thought of how much her parents loved each other. Dean cleared his throat for the umpteenth time that night.

“You look fine, Princess.” Shelby rolled her clear green eyes as she turned from the mirror and walked past him. He eyed her figure as she swaggered out the door letting her pony tail down and ruffling her curly hair as she headed towards her dad's royal blue '69 Camaro. Dean rubbed his hands on his pants and jogged out to meet her, slamming the motel door behind him.

"I'll drive there if you drive back." Dean nodded to the girl as she slid into the driver's seat and turned the engine over. They both smiled widely when the engine roared mightily back at them. They had changed the oil, replaced the carburetor, and changed the breaks for most of the morning. Happy with their work, Shelby threw the American classic into first gear and peeled out onto the gravel road, ready to hustle some drunks.

-TOL-

Walking into the dimly lit bar, Shelby headed straight towards the pool tables and grabbed a stick, smiling towards the two young men standing near the empty table. They tipped their cowboy hats a little drunkenly before sharing a look and each grabbing a stick. Dean watched the scene unfold with hard eyes. Shelby could handle herself but that never stopped him from trying to be protective over her. It was a habit after knowing her for almost ten years. His hand instinctively padded his front right pocket, where he felt the familiar bump of her birthday present. Tomorrow, she turned twenty.

Dean smiled openly as he watched Shelby sensually reach around one of the cowboys to grab the cue ball. His friend bumped his shoulder as they watched her bend over to break the balls up. Their smiles faded when almost all of them went in. Her father had taught her well. After about fifteen minutes of watching Shelby crush the Cowboy’s dreams of the night, Dean turned away as a pretty blonde passed by, smiling at him. He looked back at the only constant in his life, questioning if she would be okay for a bit.

He smirked as she held her hand out towards the taller of the two men who had lost horribly. He handed her a wad of twenty dollar bills and walked away solemnly. She looked towards him before rolling her eyes at the blonde standing behind him and laughed, which was her way of saying 'go have your fun'. Dean only hesitated for a moment before the blonde tapped him on the shoulder. Might as well find something to distract him from his huntress for a while. Wait, his?

Shelby sighed as she watched Dean walk out the back door of the bar with the slutty looking blonde. Typical Dean Winchester she thought with a little more sting than she would have liked. She ignored the catch in her throat and counted her wad of cash stoically. She finished and turned around as a couple of bikers eyed the pool tables. She smiled innocently as she sauntered up to them. They looked like fun.

"Hello, boys. Care for a friendly game of pool? I'm trying to practice a bit before my sister gets here." Shelby winked at the end of her sentence. The bikers glanced at her and smiled like the Cheshire Cat. Nodding, they walked past her a little roughly and grabbed some sticks, nodding to her to get the balls ready.

She played her routine like normal, only after collecting the four hundred dollars she had just hustled out of them, they didn't just walk away like the cowboys had. Shelby thanked the men and backed away as calmly as she could while still looking like she wasn't slightly freaking out at the look the older bikers were giving her. Figuring this was a good distance to turn and hightail it outta there, she did just that, only instead of setting eyes on the front door, Shelby came face to... chest with a third biker she hadn't noticed earlier. The guy was easily six and a half feet tall, making her five foot ten inch frame look slightly silly against him. She groaned internally, knowing they would be taking back the four hundred, and probably the two hundred she made from the cowboys earlier.

The third biker, who was sporting a mohawk and tattoos up the sides of his head, growled and grabbed Shelby's upper arms hard, most definitely trying to leave a bruise. Shelby didn't think then, she only acted. She slammed her head into the bikers chin and kneed him in the family jewels. Distracted by the kick, his hands left her arms. Shelby only had time to turn around as the first biker came towards her quickly. He also towered over her and it only slightly intimidated her after her face off with Mr. Tattoo. She smirked and ducked out of his reaching arms, sliding under a bar table and jumping over the pool table.

The second biker, who had tear drop tattoos on his face, screamed before he took his pool stick and swept the young hunter off her feet. This attracted the bartenders attention to the scramble going on and he yelled at the biker. Shelby took the advantage of the distracted creep to grab a beer bottle and smash it over his bald head. She practically flew out the back door of the bar as she heard sirens in the far distance. She opened the passenger side door of her dad's car and roughly grabbed the blonde by her bra strap and yanked her out of the car, landing her on her ass on the asphalt. The bimbo barely had time to catch her top before Shelby's voice rang out, yelling at Dean to DRIVE.

-TOL-

Dean had been having a good ole time forgetting about a familiar brunette huntress until that certain someone literally yanked it from his hands. Shelby mumbled something about never dying her hair blonde for the sake of not being prowled on by Dean. He peered over at the young girl.

"What was that sweetheart; you know mumbling is unbecoming." Shelby scoffed at Dean's sentence before retorting,

"You heard me, ass. I was just thinking out loud." She lowered her voice the best she could to match Deans, which only made him laugh loudly. He turned his head back to the wet pavement and flipped on the windshield wipers. The warm Georgia night finally had the rain the weatherman had been talking about all week. He glanced at the turn for their motel, and did nothing but press the gas harder, driving right past the ugly neon sign.

"Dean, I would really appreciate it if you could turn around. I've not had a good night." Dean looked over at the brunette. She did have a rough night. She could handle herself, sure. But that didn't mean she never felt horrible after the fact. Dean had seen her take down many monsters and not bat an eye. But humans, preferably of the male species were a whole other story for her. Especially when they weren't falling at her feet. Which she seemed oblivious to anyway.

Dean decided not to push her buttons tonight. She was already shaking. He looked at her face in the passing street lamp glow. She was beautiful but she would never say that; and Dean didn't know how to say that. Sure, he slept around with girls a lot. But that was easy, he wasn't worried about what they thought about him. He didn't count on them to save his ass when he tried to go into a djinn nest alone. He smirked at the memory and kept driving. He needed to wait out the cops.

"I'm just gonna drive around the block a couple of times. Don't need the cops finding where our little hustler is staying now do we?" Shelby smiled sheepishly. After looking back out the window as they passed various store fronts and street lights, Shelby slid over to the middle of the front seat and laid her head on Dean's shoulder. Dean smiled softly, finding himself wishing this happened more often, instead of when she was scared; Shelby silently wishing she was brave enough to do this when she wasn't freaked out.

By the time Dean deemed it safe enough to head back to their room, Shelby had fallen asleep. Dean picked her up bridal style and walked slowly to the room. Opening the door as gently as he could without waking Shelby, Dean slipped inside before gliding to the bed and laying the young woman on the ugly patterned comforter. He smiled gently as she rolled over immediately and started to snore lightly. Ha, she owes me ten bucks. Dean pulled her boots off and pulled the heavy cover off of his bed for her, since she was laying on top of hers. Dean slept hot anyway, so he wouldn't need them.

Heading over to his bed he pulled his own boots off and crawled onto the hard mattress. He was almost asleep when Shelby started whimpering. Dean immediately got out of his bed and laid down next to the sleeping girl, wrapping his arms around her and rubbing circles on her back methodically. She stopped her whimpering after a few minutes and Dean sighed, trying to slide out from under her. After he stopped her nightmares most nights he crawled quietly back to his own bed, not wanting to impose on her sleep any more than helping her.

He stopped trying to wriggle out of her hold when she tightened it and spoke. If her face wasn't resting in the crook of his neck he wouldn't have heard her whisper one word.

"Stay."

-TOL-

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If you’re tired of being a single over 50, it's time to join a 50 plus dating site now. Nowadays, more and more dating sites for over 50 are appearing on the web. So it's difficult to find a reliable senior dating site to join. There are some free 50 plus dating and some paid over 50 dating sites, many 50+ singles go for paid sites because they provide a good privacy options than that free sites. Before you start senior dating, read our reviews of the top 5 dating sites for 50 plus and find out the best dating sites for you!

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#1Senior Match

As the name says Senior Match is the best dating site for senior people in the world with countless members in the US, UK, Canada, Australia and Europe. Senior Match provides many unique features for members. Standard members can use some of the features provided by seniormatch.com. Gold members have more features to contact with other members.

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EliteSingles.com

Elitesingles.com caters to the dating pool that is above 50 years of age. The loss of a loved one or divorce can leave you single and looking for companionship. Once you get older, 50 plus dating also evolves. This site helps to connect like minded people who have the same interests and values. Elitesingles.com matches the demographic data to your personal preferences in order to provide you with as many compatibility matches as possible. On the site, you get between 3-7 matches every day. You never run out of options.

eHarmony.com

Eharmony.com allows you to connect with people who are over 50. Whether you are looking for friendship, for companionship or to fall in love, this site allows you to do so. Eharmony.com provides up to 22 million matches every day. It also boasts of 438 marriages stated as having blossomed from the site. The website has compatibility rankings through which you are matched to whoever you are more likely to fall in love with. All this is based on preferences and interests. It makes eharmony.com one of the best dating sites for over 50 singles.

50Plus-Club.com

This website is one of the best over 50 dating sites online. It has an elaborate layout which allows you to access different pages such as forums, engage in chats, join groups and look for other mature singles. All you have to do is sign up for free and set up a profile in order to start using the site. The website provides a platform where you can make new friends or find someone to date and fall in love with.

DatingforSeniors.com

This is one of the best dating sites for over 50 singles. Datingforseniors.com has a strict policy about fake profiles and spamming. The site takes action against those who do either. The site is, therefore, a suitable environment to meet someone you can date. All you have to do is sign up for free and create a profile. You can then browse through profiles to find someone who you find attractive. The website has one of the best senior communities online.

SeniorsMeet.com

You do not have to give up on 50 plus dating because there is no one who is compatible with you. Seniorsmeet.com provides a platform where you can make mature friends, date, and fall in love. One of the perks of the website is the large number of subscribers. It provides a wide pool for you to choose from. It is unlikely that you will not find a match on the site. You deserve to find someone who understands you and how it is like to date in your 50s.

Top 4 Over 50 Dating Apps

When it comes to companionship, partnerships, and intimate relationships, those who fall into the category, singles over 50, may find getting back into the dating world difficult. While there is no shortage of online dating websites for seniors, understanding how to set up a profile and dealing with the time-consuming questionnaires, can be an issue for some senior individuals who are active and don’t have the time to sit for hours online. Those who want to get into 50 plus dating, but don’t want to be stuck behind a computer screen, tend to have more luck on over 50 dating apps. They are convenient, allow you to be online while you are on the go, and profiles are easier to navigate. Here are four of the best over 50 dating apps that all seniors should take a peek at.

1. SeniorMatch App

With Senior Match being ranked number one among all senior dating websites for 50 plus dating, there’s no doubt about the quality of its mobile application. To get started with the application, you simply download it from your device’s mobile application store, which would either be the IOS App Store (coming soon) or the Google Play store. Once the application is installed, simply sign in with your Senior Match (website) account or choose to create a new account. Here is what the application offers in terms of features.

An Easy Registration Process. Signing up for an account through the application is a lot easier than the sign-up process on Senior Match’s website. You simply load the application up on your phone, hit the sign-up button, and fill out your information such as your name, age, and location. You will be asked a few questions and you are able to fill out a detailed self-introduction with photo upload. The entire sign up process only takes a few minutes if you already have photos on your phone you would like to use.

The Ability to Browse Profiles. The application will recommend potential matches to you which are calculated off of your filter settings and your profile information. Generally, matches will be those who are near you and yes, the matches are free. You are able to chat with singles and with the anti-spam tool in place, you will only get high-quality matches.

Small Communication Cues to Others. You are able to exchange messages with others, send out free winks to individuals, and enjoy the “sparks” you get from members you have matched with.

Set Dating Preferences. Regardless of whether you are gay, lesbian, straight, or somewhere in between, you are able to set your filter and search through it. The Senior Match application only takes in those who are 45+ so you will always be meeting singles over 50 or right thereabouts.

Upgrading is available which will provide you with improved matches, more contact from other members, and 24/7 phone customer service.

2. Match App

With millions of individuals using Match’s online dating website to find long-term relationships, this success has shifted into Match’s mobile application. According to the Google Play store, Match’s app has 25,000 new members joining everyday to find love, meet with local singles, and set up dates. To get started with the application, simply download it from your device’s mobile application store, either Google Play, IOS App Store, or from Amazon Apps. Here are the features of the Match app.

Enjoy Daily Matches. A batch of singles will be presented to you every day based on your preferences. You can choose to message those who interest you.

Search for Dates Through Custom Search. Search for potential dates based on specific criteria like height, religion, education, or hobbies. This gives you a break from constantly swiping on profiles.

Message Others. The feel and size of the inbox has been enhanced so that you can have real conversations with others that go beyond simple greetings.

Use Smart Filter Settings. These allow you to cut out inbox clutter by customizing your filter settings to only receive messages from singles that match what you are looking for.

Use Topics to Start Conversations. For those who have a hard time starting conversations, you can use topics to display your personality. They are unique prompts that are designed to get you to answer as the “real” you rather than through a personal ad of yourself.

In addition to the above features, Match also allows you to cancel your subscription at any time within the application, comment on photos, removed unwanted members from your search results, and read and reply to an unlimited number of messages. You can also see who views your profile and find out who likes you. For those who want more from the application, you can do match events to meet up with local singles face-to-face, use the Match phone that allows you to make calls without giving away your mobile number, and even have your profile reviewed by a professional and receive feedback on it.

3. OurTime App

The Our Time dating application is aimed at older seniors who are into 50 plus dating as the application caters to those who are in their fifties and sixties looking to spark meaningful connections. The focus of Our Time is to provide a high-quality application for individuals who want to find someone special, regardless of whether that entails marriage, companionship, friendship, or romance. Features of their mobile application include the following.

Profile Customization. Our Time is all about making your profile unique and telling your life stories to others. You can customize your profile by adding pictures and highlighting life experiences.

The Ability to Browse Profiles. The application will provide you with a curated list of daily matches which you can browse through. The application also allows you to do a custom search to find personalized matches.

Send and Receive Unlimited Likes. You are able to send and receive an unlimited number of likes (similar to winks on other platforms). Our Time states that the more you send, the more likely it is that you will find a mutual connection.

For those who purchase a subscription, you can instantly receive messages from others, know when your messages have been read, and send messages to others. You can also see which mutual connections have “liked” you.

4. SilverSingles App

The Silver Shingles app is classified as an over 50 dating apps, as it caters to its website’s userbase. The application is available on both iTunes (IOS) and the Google Play Store. When you download the application, you can either log in with the same details as your Silver Single’s desktop profile credentials, or you can create an account. Features of the application include the following.

Complete Personality Test. The personality test evaluates your personality across five dimensions and provides compatibility information to the application. This is how the matchmaking system provides you profiles that suit you and your interests.

Personal Preference Set Up and Profile Suggestions. You are able to set up personal preferences like whether you are looking for love or for companionship.

Unlimited Messaging and Communication. You can request additional photographs from someone who has piqued your interest or start a conversation through the messaging system. You are also able to see who has viewed your profile.

Daily Matches. You will be provided with 3-7 daily matches.

Browse Through User Profiles. You can browse through profiles using the Open Search Function and see the complete profiles of those who you have matched with.

Upload Photographs. You can upload photographs directly from Facebook for your dating profile.

Some of the above features are included in the premium membership, which can be bought in one, three, and six-month increments.

How to Choose the Right Over 50 Dating Apps?

There are many senior dating websites that also offer dating apps. Many singles over 50 now use the dating apps. However, since there are so many over50 dating apps available now, it can be challenging to decide what app is right for you. Here are some factors that you should think about when you are looking at over 50 dating apps.

1. How Many Singles Over 50 are using the App?

When you are looking at dating apps, you should think about how many people in your age group and area are going to be using the app. This can be difficult to tell without signing up for an account, but there are specialized dating sites and apps.

2. What are You Looking For?

There are many dating apps and sites that cater to one type of single. Sites like Coffee Meets Bagel are designed to help people find others who are not looking for a serious relationship. Match.com and Ourtime are two options that are meant for finding other singles that are looking for long-term relationships. The best app for you will depend on what you are looking for in a relationship.

3. Are You Willing to Pay for the Service?

There are many free dating apps, but many of their features are locked to premium members. This can make it hard to speak with and meet other singles over 50. There are some completely free apps, but there is a high risk of scammers and phishing scams on these apps. Many paid apps will offer regular discounts, so you should never have to pay full price for a membership.

4. How Many Apps are you willing to Sign Up for and Use?

The huge amount of 50 plus dating apps can make it tempting to sign up for many of them. However, signing up for many online dating services can make it hard to keep track of who you are talking to and what site they are on. So, the best option is to only sign up for a few dating sites. One of three dating sites is recommended, and you can always close your accounts if you are not enjoying their services.

5. How often Are You Going to Use the Dating App?

Your engagement level plays a huge role over if a dating app is going to work. Most apps will reward people who are spending time on their app by connecting them with more people in their area, so this can also improve your spot on the search results. You can also improve your time on a dating app by spending time working on your profile and reaching out to other singles, which helps the app find out what you are looking for and what you like.

Dating apps for over 50 make it easy to connect with other senior singles in your area. There are many options for dating apps, today. Many senior dating websites are releasing apps, so you can easily make the switch to the app. https://siteeco15.tumblr.com/post/661697958501367808/senior-dating-site-for-mature-singles.

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Favorites of the Year

These are read in 2017, not necessarily came out in 2017. I’m doing top three in a bunch of categories. Why top three? If I did five per category, it feels like it would be too many; if it were top one, not enough.

I am the type of person who either knows what I plan to order at a restaurant hours before I arrive or doesn’t make a decision until the waitress is waiting for me to give my order, with no in between. Some of these categories of favorites I could have given you a month ago. Some of them were snap judgements because any choice would have left something out and at a certain point you just need to make a decision.

Romance Novels This was the category where the waitress is standing over me waiting for a decision. I could have very easily swapped all three of these for something else and had books I loved just as much.

Trade Me by Courtney Milan (and it’s sequel Hold Me)  M/F, Contemporary, Characters of Color, College, The Question of Inheritance, Enemies (or at least antagonists) to lovers, (and a Trans character in the sequel)

Dead Ringer by Heidi Belleau and Sam Schooler  M/M, Contemporary, Golden-age Actor’s Grandchild, Chronic Illness, Hooker/Escort story, Hollywood story

The Lawrence Browne Affair by Cat Sebastian  M/M, Olde time England, Science!, Anxiety, Dog, Found family, Kid fic

YA Novels

The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzie Lee  M/M, Olde time England, Adventure!, Magic!, Character of Color, Bisexual character, Terrible fathers

In Other Lands by Sarah Rees Brennan  M/M and M/F, Magic!, High school story, Magic school story, Meta, Bisexual character, Humor, Best friends to lovers, Found family, Adventure

When Dimple Met Rishi by Sandy Menon  M/F, Characters of Color, Just the most adorable YA romance

Non-Fiction

Redefining Realness by Janet Mock 

Eight Flavors: The Untold Story of American Cuisine by Sarah Lohman 

84, Charing Cross Road by Helene Hanff 

Fanfic I think part of the reason I read so many books this year is because I read so much less fic. I don’t keep track of the fic I read the way I track books in Goodreads, so I’m relying solely on memory for this list.

Undiscovered Country by shysweetthing - Yuri on Ice fic

The Wind that Cuts Through the Night by thespectaclesofthor - Stardew Valley fic

the Master and Margarita by Naraht - Yuri on Ice fic

Most Re-Read These are based on a general sense I have. I don’t track re-reads.

Knit Tight by Annabeth Albert  M/M, Romance Novel, Character of Color, Bisexual character, Family, Knitting, Coffee shop

Looking for Group by Alexis Hall  M/M, YA, College, Video Games

Superstition Hockey (on AO3)  M/M, The main characters are all original but the larger cast of characters includes some real hockey players, Best friends to lovers, Hockey, Bisexual character

Honorable Mention

The Master Will Appear by LA Witt 

This book is all the things I like (m/m, age difference, BDSM, romance). I have read it more than once. But that’s not the reason it gets a mention. It gets a mention because of fencing.

I am a big believer in coincidences meaning something. Rationally, I know it’s confirmation bias, but sometimes when it seems like fencing is popping up everywhere, you decided to take lessons. The “you” in this scenario is me. I am 9 weeks into fencing lessons. I am terrible at it.

There was one guy there a couple of times (to bout, not for the beginner class) that I’ve dubbed ‘hot dad’ because he looks hot enough to be a dad in a movie. I don’t know when I became old enough to find dads hot, but if they’re gonna cast Chris Pine (A Wrinkle in Time) and Josh Duhamel (Love, Simon) as the dads, I guess I’m of an age to find dads hot. And this guy is that type of hot.

Other than that, taking fencing lessons has backfired because I can’t quite bring myself to read the CS Pacat comic Fences (the second of fencing coincidences) because there are lots of real life fencing teenagers at fencing every week. One of them was talking about turning 17 soon. Someone came to their class to talk about applying for college. They have all been fencing for 10-ish years and are all very good at it and that in no way negates the fact that they are all babies.

(The third place fencing came up was in the How to be Awesome podcast interview with Tim Gunn. If he can take it up in his 60s, I have to believe that with enough practice I will someday be slightly less terrible.)

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Season 6 Episode 3: The Third Man

Happy Passover, happy Easter, and happy April Fool’s day to all those who celebrate any of these days!

- EW!!! That guy’s flesh is just PEELING off!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? IT’S LIKE HE JUST MELTED OR SOMETHING! 

- Dean’s having a good dream. He’s with Lisa in bed and making out.

- Well, hello Jared Padelecki’s hot ass body doing exercises. Please and thank you. Yes, please. Don’t stop on her account. 

- Wait. What? Sam’s hooking up with a call-girl/hooker? That... is not Sam. WHO THE FUCK IS WEARING SAM’S BODY??? Does this mean Sam is still in Hell? Because Sam would NOT be hooking up with a hooker! Even when Dean was in Hell and he was suicidal and depressed he wasn’t doing hooker (he was doing Ruby but that’s a whole different shit bag). SO CLEARLY THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH SAM!!!! Or that is not him.

- EW GROSS!!! Cop dude is breakout into... tumors? Puss? Something fucking vile. EWWWWWW!!!! SOOO GROSS!!!!!

- Dude, I don’t care that it’s been a year. Now that I know Sam is going for hookers I can’t help but notice all the WEIRD things!!! Like, him not telling Dean he was alive for an entire year! Sam wouldn’t have done that to him. And him not going to save Sid and his family from the Djinns, and saying that he wouldn’t have even thought of saving them and that’s why it’s better when Dean is around. Like, at the time I thought that was a weird thing to say because Sam, much like Dean, has a savior complex. And he’s just being so... not Sam...

- Hahahaha!!! Dean called Sam’s car a plastic piece of crap. It’s a Dodge, right? LOL “What’s your mileage again?” “Shut up.”

- HAHAHAHAHA!!! Dean is being a giant ASS with the car thing!! He just cut Sam off! Showing off the Impala! LOOOOL!!!!!!! OMG!!! How many takes did they have to do to get the synchronicity down with them opening the car doors, exiting the cars, and then closing the doors and walking? PERFECT SYNC!!! “Were you uh--- Were you racing me?” “No. I was kicking your ass.” “Very mature.”

- I don’t know that I want to see what’s underneath Ed’s hat... So, he and the other 2 cops framed a kid? Oh that is fucking disgusting. Fucking cicata in his brain? 

- WAIT! HAHAHAHA!!! It’s the 3 of the 10 plagues! It’s so fitting I’m watching this episode during Passover! LOL!

- Haha, Sam tried to call Cass. Except that Sam isn’t Dean. And if the fandom is to be believed, it’s a Destiel kind of relationship, not a Samiel kind of one :P :P HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG!!!! THE DESTIEL FANDOM MUST HAVE CRAPPED PUPPIES AT THIS SCENE!!! “So, what, you like him better or something?” “Dean and I do share a more profound bond. I wasn’t gonna mention it.” 

- “The staff isn’t being used at full capacity. I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect.” Chuck Heston’s disco stick!!! Hehehehehehe!!!!! Oh shit. A bunch of heaven weapons are loose! “You’re saying your nukes are loose?” That’s a hilarious expression. Cass, what is up with the air quotes?? Your people skills really are rusty, LOL!

- WOAH! The kid has the staff! And it’s been sawed off??? That’s... not good. Wait, the kid sold his soul to AN ANGEL???

- SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT??? THERE’S SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH SAM!!! HE’S JUST GONNA LET CASS INFLECT EXCRUCIATING PAIN ON THE KID WITHOUT SAYING A WORD! NORMAL SAM WOULD NEVER HAVE ALLOWED THAT!! That was a weird face Sam made when Cass had his hand all up in the kid. Like he was trying to figure out what Cass was doing.

- The fuck is going on between Rapahel and Castiel?? Also, there goes Sam’s car! And that’s how they both get back into the Impala. LOL! DEAN! LOL! “Okay, silver lining.” I don’t think fake!Sam would agree with you.

- So, Raphael is a traditionalist reader of history and wants to take over heaven so that he can put the Apocalypse back on track but Cass and his peeps don’t want none of that. So... What you’re saying is... Rapahel is Scalia, and Cass is like RBG.

- Fucking frog plague! Wait... The 10 plagues... Plague #10 is the slaying of the first born. Dean is the first born... 

- Poor Cass. These angels need more parental supervision. They are basically the equivalent of high schoolers whose single-parent has gone out of town for the weekend and have decided to throw a huge ass party that’s gotten out of control. You have the faction that wants to keep the party going (Raphael and Michael) and the faction that wants to stop the party and is frantically trying to reach Dad before the house explodes and before people start dying of alcohol poisoning (Cass and Co.). 

- did Balthazar just turn that Angel into salt? Wasn’t that Lot’s thing? That his wife turned around to look at the burning city or something and was turned into salt? Oh! I was right! LOL! Was that angel Raphael? Yep! So Balthazar killed Raphael’s vessel. 

- So... Souls are worth a lot? I mean, it’s actually never been explained in the Supernatural universe what the lore on souls is. I mean, it’s always been a thing that demons bargain for souls because I assumed they just wanted people in Hell so they could torture them or whatever. But... It looks like souls have power of some kind? I suppose they would since spirits/ghosts are souls that didn’t move on. I wonder if some souls are worth more than others. Like Sam and Dean’s...

- HAHAHAH!!! Ben’s Halloween costume was a Wendigo! Fuck, I love Ben and Lisa!!! 

- YES! DEAN IS ALSO TOTALLY FREAKED OUT BY FAKE!SAM!!! So he’s gonna be on the case! I’m sorry. No. I don’t buy this for one nanosecond. “You went to Hell, Sam. And believe me, I know what that does to a guy.” “To you.” “What?” “You know what it does to you. It tortured you, you know? I think it still does. But, Dean, heh, I’m okay.”

ALL THE NOPES!!!!! DON’T BUY FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND!!!! FAKE!SAM IS LYING BECAUSE HE’S FAKE (or it’s not 100% Sam and there’s a part of him missing). 

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Hey there~ 😊 Hope you're having a great day! I'd like to ask, do you know, by any chance, fictions where Sam/Jared is bullied or is the bully? Thanks in advance! 💕

Stories with Sam/Jared and bullying…as always, heed the author warnings where the story is hosted. There is at least one death fic in this one, folks.

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KHARMA’S A COLD-HEARTED BITCH  by maryjo24 on LiveJournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jared made Jensen’s life a misery at High School. Now ten years on things have changed. Jensen is very successful and Jared’s a hooker. Jensen wants his own back.

Monster by freaknout on LiveJournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Some mistakes are irreparable.

For the Love of Jensen Ackles by themadslasher on MediaFire. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. For the prompt - Jensen is the fat kid at school and Jared either bullies him/is his only friend, but because he’s younger he doesn’t stand up to the bullies. The boys lose touch but meet again in college where Jensen has lost the weight, but is still very self-conscious and shy. Feelings ensue and they go back home to visit Jensen’s family/friend and meet up with the bullies again.

Best Served Cold by fatebegins on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Ten years ago, shy and awkward teenager Jared was humiliated by Jensen. When they meet up unexpectedly and Jensen doesn’t recognize him, Jared thinks this is his perfect opportunity to get revenge. But is revenge really a dish best served cold? (must be logged in to read)

Heart-Shaped Hole by tebtosca on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Money is tight in the Padalecki-Ackles household. Jared wears his stepbrother Jensen close to his chest. (no penetrative sex)

Life is Fragile, Handle with Care by blueeyedliz & dontknowmyname on LiveJournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. High school student and resident rebel without a clue, Jensen Ackles, faces expulsion for a prank gone wrong. His punishment is eventually lessened to mandatory participation in the drama club’s spring play. Forced to interact with the Pastor’s son (and president of the geek squad) Jared Padalecki, the boys’ relationship blossoms from initial dislike into something much more unexpected. Until something terrible threatens to destroy everything they’ve worked so hard to create. Based on the schmoop-tastic film A Walk to Remember, with a dash of Chad and a healthy serving of other CW regulars.

I think I Love you (But I Don’t Even Know You) by keep_waking_up on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. After five years away on his mating quest, Jensen is forced to return home mateless and marry his best friend so he can become Alpha of his pride. In an ironic twist of fate, it is back at home that he finally finds his mate in the least acceptable person possible: Jared Padalecki, an outcast and half-breed. (mentions of mpreg)

Pretty Things series byby keep_waking_up on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. King Jensen has a reputation for liking pretty things. (the bullying occurs in the second story)

We’ve Come A Long Way by gypsy_sunday on LiveJournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Growing up in a small town, Jared and Jensen form an unlikely friendship. But are they too different to make it last? (no penetrative sex. This may be f-locked).

Perfect (For You) by tebtosca on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jared forgot about his high-school crush long ago. At least he thought he did, until fate and his best friend Gen conspire to throw him in now-movie-star Jensen’s path once more. Transforming his geeky persona into a well-built, somewhat-less-geeky one, Jared quickly wins the attention of the one man he never thought would be interested in him. But Jared doesn’t know if it’s the real him that Jensen sees, or just an illusion. (no penetrative sex)

Entwined Branches by strive2bhappy on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. In a world where the government keeps a close eye on alphas, betas and omegas – to the point of making certain everyone with these traits is mated by the time they turn eighteen – it’s no wonder the condition has become rather rare. It is, however, essentially unheard of to be unmated at thirty-three, but Jensen Ackles is an alpha who’s good at staying under the radar. That is, until he’s not and he’s matched – by bureaucratic decree – to 18-year-old omega, Jared Padalecki. This is the story of how the two of them find far more than they ever thought they could.

Problem Is You Make Me Melt by juice817 on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jensen makes a bet that changes his life forever. (no penetrative sex, but the last paragraph could imply Jared wants to top)

Can’t get my head around you by earthquakedream on LiveJournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  There’s always been one constant in Jared’s life: he hates Jensen Ackles. It’s easy to ignore his attraction to the guy because he’s such a bully. When Jared goes to college, he thinks he’s finally free, but then Jensen shows up there too and Jared is forced to confront his feelings.

How to Speak Love by crackedbuthappy on LiveJournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jensen asks Jared to marry him when they’re five. (no penetrative sex and very short, but I had to include this one)

The Next Chapter by Annie46fic on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jensen has been Jared’s protector since Kindergarten; now they are older and in a relationship Jared really wants things to change. When Jared gets a place at Harvard, Jensen moves to the city with him and, finally, it looks like they are on an equal footing. Unfortunately, Jared didn’t reckon on a bully who seems intent on making his life a misery. What will Jensen do when he finds out someone is hurting the man that he loves?

Just Give It Time by fatebegins on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.Jared’s mom is a prostitute. The people in the town all know it and Jared is bullied constantly at school because of it. Jensen is his best friend, turning slowly into something more. Jared has vowed never to be like his mother in spite of pressures from her questionable acquaintances that come to the house sometimes and the taunts from the kids at school. Even some teachers assume he’d grow up to sell himself. Jensen has always looked out for him but when Jared needs money really badly, he lets someone pay him to take his virginity. (must be logged in to read)

Concrete Angel by freaknout on LiveJournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jared grows up in a broken home. Lost and alone, hurt by those who should protect him, he makes his way through life. The arrival of the new gym coach, Mr Ackles, changes things quite drastically.

Men Are From Mars by soulmatecest on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. When Jared is six, he likes to think he’s from Mars and that’s why he doesn’t have any friends.Then he meets Jensen, and from that moment Jared doesn’t have to worry about being alone ever again. (no penetrative sex)

The Convergence of the Twain by fairygrrl45 on LIvejournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jared is the kid everyone picks on in school and Jensen is the high-schooler who finally sees him.

Gone Are The Days by NixBlaque on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jensen didn’t know what he was expecting when the Ackles announced that he was going to be getting another foster brother, but it certainly wasn’t Jared – the ex-best friend whose heart he broke two and a half years ago. It soon becomes apparent that Jared has changed more than Jensen ever could have predicted, but the seventeen-year-old is determined to win his best friend back.

The Screw Fell Out by Lyri on AO3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Sometimes, detention can be the best time of your life. (no penetrative sex)

Two Sides to Every Story by Lyri on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jared and Jensen were high school sweethearts, destined to be together for the rest of the their lives, until one awful day changed everything.Now it’s three years later, and Jared’s starting UC Berkeley, and he hasn’t spoken to Jensen since that fateful afternoon. But all that’s about to change when he finds out that not only is Jensen also at UC Berkeley, but his new roommate is one of Jensen’s best friends.

Pretty in Pink !verse by House_of_Lantis on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. It’s been 10 years since Jared Padalecki graduated from Madison-Berkner Academy and left his life as a have-not behind. Now, he’s an A-List actor in hot demand, celebrated for his talents, good looks, and aw-shucks good manners. So when Jared is invited back to Madison-Berkner for his 10 year high school reunion, Jared reluctantly attends to see the boy who broke his heart: Jensen Ackles. This is the summary for sequel to “Pretty in Pink”, the first in the series where the bullying occurs.

On the Edge by Lyri on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jensen’s never going to be the popular kid. But his senior year of high school was supposed to be different. Chad and his goons had backed off - mostly - and Jensen had a guy who didn’t mind putting out every now and then. But then, Misha moves away, and there’s a new guy a school - a guy who seems to rev up the amount of abuse Jensen faces at school every day, just by being there. But is Jared all that he seems? Just a homophobic jock and nothing more? Or is there something else going on behind those hazel eyes? (Jared mentions many het encounters, which occurred off-screen in the past)

The Dog Game by Annie_46fic on LiveJournal. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU. Jensen Ackles and his crowd are rich and privileged. They have never faced any challenges in their lives and have to come up with their own way of amusing themselves. The invention of the cruel ‘Dog Game’ keeps them on their toes but do they ever stop to consider who they are actually hurting? When Jensen chooses the wrong person to enter into the game, his life takes a direction that will change his views forever.

Don’t Hide Your Light by laisserais on Ao3. Jared/Jensen. J2 AU.  From a very young age, Jensen has been told what it means to be a man, and he does everything he’s supposed to. His next-door neighbor, Jared, doesn’t seem to get it. Jensen moves to New York after college and loses touch with nearly everyone in his hometown. Everyone except Jared, who, even though he’s unashamedly, flamboyantly gay, is Jensen’s best friend. After years of solitude in New York, Jensen’s life is turned upside down when Jared moves in with him, following his dream of being a fashion designer. Jared’s easy charm and the way he can make friends anywhere have always inspired Jensen, and he wonders if maybe there isn’t one more lesson he can learn as he watches Jared become an overnight success. (no penetrative sex, Jared does rim Jensen, implied bottom!Jared at the end)

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Caught in the Undertow by blackrose_17 on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest. After the dealing with angels and demons, Sam and Dean are happy to get back to hunting monsters and Bobby sends them on the case of a group of missing teens and it doesn’t take long for them to learn the teens missing are the school bullies and this might all be happening because someone wanting peace from them. (bullying is only mentioned in passing)

Hold On Until Dawn by insertcode11 & jcrgirl on LiveJournal. Sam/Dean. Wincest. AU after the events of Devil’s Trap (1x22). The Winchesters have unfinished business in the town of Pike Creek, Delaware. Will Dean find, just as Sam did when he was sixteen, that the supernatural isn’t the only horrifying things that stir in the coldest hours just before the dawn. (bullying is only mentioned in passing)

Leaving the River Road by Stone_Princess on AO3. Sam/Dean. Wincest. Sam decides what best for him, even if it’s not best for everyone else. Worst case scenario: How to treat a black eye. (no penetrative sex)

Cut Too Close and Dug Too Deep by lavishsqualor on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Pre-Slash. Wincest. Another town, another school, and for Sam, Willcox, Arizona sucks. There’s something that the people there just don’t like about him, and they throw the usual sticks and stones. But when it’s just him and Dean, Sam doesn’t have to worry about what the rest of the world thinks, or about how right they might be. (no penetrative sex)

Chubby verse by Elenyasblood on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Pre-slash. Weecest. Long before Sam’s body started to grow, his shape sprouting into unknown heights and eventually turning scrawny; long before bulky shoulders and hard muscles, before strong legs and even before gangly limbs and shaggy bangs, Sam was chubby.And all those people who won’t stop giving him shit about will sooner or later have to face the wrath of his big brother. (no penetrative sex)

Marks by Llamadramaphan on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest AU. Sam Winchester presents as an omega - and during his first heat, Dean’s inner alpha decides to help the kid out. (warning: thoughts of mpreg)

Terms of Endearment by octopussy on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Weecest. The story behind “Bitch” and “Jerk.”

Just A Freak by pinolief on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Pre-slash. Weecest. Dean noticed; over the last few weeks Sam had been quiet. Even more than normal. Dean didn’t know why Sam was so quiet, he would ask, but Sam always had the same answer: “Nothing is wrong Dean. I’m fine.” Dean had been letting it go for almost three weeks now, but he just couldn’t anymore.

Anonymous Love Letters by Invictusimpala on AO3. Sam/Dean. Pre-slash. Weecest. They’re close, closer than any normal brothers, and Sam figures that if they just took it that step further, it wouldn’t make much of a difference. At least not to him.

Our Status by awkwardblogger on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Wincest AU. In a world where you’re either an alpha, beta, or omega, John Winchester is trying to raise his boys to be hunters while trying to ignore what they may be. But John can only ignore it for so long until Dean is fourteen and the school demands he must be tested.

Love Me Please by addictiontofiction on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Weecest. Sammy loves and hates school. He loves to learn, but hates his classmates. It’s just like Sammy loves and hates Dean. Dean is the most oblivious Alpha he’s ever met. Maybe he’s oblivious because they’ve just been so close for this long, but Dean never seems to scent Sam’s distress or need- at least it doesn’t look like it. And Sammy doesn’t understand, all he knows is he wants Dean to love him the way he loves Dean.

I Used to Hate Myself by spookyskeletons on Ao3. Sam/Dean. Weecest. It partly wasn’t fair, the bullying he got for having those disgusting red spots on his face, and for when they got changed for PE and the kids saw his body hair. He also got bullied because despite the fact that he had started his bodily changes early, Sam still had a lot of his child fat. He hadn’t filled out yet so he was still a chubby lanky kid. He couldn’t have grown out first and got acne later, nope.To put it simply, Sam hated himself. Well, he used too

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When David Lynch and Mark Frost’s surreal Twin Peaks debuted on ABC in April 1990, the nascent World Wide Web was not yet a delivery service for instant feedback—or spoilers. Audiences found themselves frustrated yet intrigued with having to wait, week after week, to learn clues about the trippy show’s central mystery: Who bumped off small-town bad girl Laura Palmer (played by Sheryl Lee)? But even in today’s era of information overload, Showtime has unveiled only the most cryptic of teasers about the much-anticipated 18-episode revival, leaving fans waiting yet again.

Returning star Kyle MacLachlan, who revisits his lead role as unorthodox FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper, also has remained mum on what Coop’s beat will be. Is there a new murder? Is java-loving Agent Cooper still seeing apparitions? Will anyone’s deceased soul find its way into a drawer’s knob? (Yes, that actually happened—along with jazzy dance breaks, soul-stealing supernatural entities in jean jackets and lots of ebullient appreciation of doughnuts and sandwiches.) “I wish I could tell you more,” the actor says with a laugh. “I’m just incredibly excited about what people’s response is going to be.”

Here’s what’s known: It’s now 25 years after the Northwest community of Twin Peaks parsed out the demise of homecoming queen Palmer, with her last seven days rumored to provide a crucial clue to the new narrative. Lynch is directing and cowriting—with producing partner Frost—all 18 installments of the limited series. So how was it to be back in the director’s chair? “Close to heaven on Earth,” says Lynch (below, with the late Miguel Ferrer). “It’s like a feature film divided into parts, so in order for it to hold together, it should be [made] by the same bunch.”

In fact, fan faves such as Mädchen Amick (Shelley), Sherilyn Fenn (Audrey), Kimmy Robertson (Lucy), Harry Goaz (Deputy Andy), Dana Ashbrook (Bobby) and James Marshall (James) are all back. “We’d see each other, and within seconds it’d be like no time had passed at all,” says Lynch, who also reprises his role as comically hard-of-hearing FBI Chief Gordon Cole. Plus, a bevy of new faces in secret roles adds star power to the 217-person cast, including Jennifer Jason Leigh, Naomi Watts, Richard Chamberlain, Ashley Judd and Laura Dern.

This incarnation also marks a TV milestone: The first two parts are making their debut this month at the Cannes Film Festival, the first time in the fest’s 70 years that series television will be shown alongside glitzy gala movie premieres.

“I love revisiting the world and the characters of Twin Peaks,” Lynch says, noting the reboot might not all be set in the town we once knew. Given the various celebrations and fan sites in the show’s honor, so do many viewers. How good is your recall on Twin Peaks?

Here’s your ultimate A-to-Z guide to the seminal drama—including some cool trivia. Cherry pie and cup of joe optional. (Additional reporting by Jeff Pfeiffer)

Angelo Badalamenti The American composer nabbed a Best Pop Instrumental Grammy in 1991 for Twin Peaks’ haunting main theme. Another fun fact: He’s scored six of Lynch’s films and even has a small role in one of them: 2001’s Mulholland Drive.

BOB, aka Killer BOB This evil ghoul from the supernatural realm (Frank Silva, left) possessed Laura’s tortured dad, Leland Palmer (Ray Wise), and eventually, per the final moments of the ABC series, Agent Cooper. Lynch cast Peaks’ set decorator Silva in the pivotal role after spotting him in a mirror’s reflection, which would later—prophetically—become BOB’s creepy visual signature.

Carlton Cuse The Bates Motel cocreator admitted, “We pretty much ripped off Twin Peaks” to capture the tone of the Psycho prequel. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

Diane Keaton The Oscar-winning actress directed the not-very-well-received Season 2 episode “Slaves and Masters,” which wrapped up shady businessman Ben Horne’s (Richard Beymer) bizarre delusion that he was a Civil War hero.

Emmys Peaks won a pair of trophies (for costuming and editing) but was nominated for a whopping 18 total, including drama series, leading actor (MacLachlan), leading actress (Piper Laurie as Catherine Martell, the town’s sullen saw mill proprietor) and supporting actress (Fenn, as teenage seductress Audrey Horne).

Fire Walk With Me The maligned 1992 big-screen prequel film—which has since developed nearly as much of a cult following as the series—starred Lynch, Kiefer Sutherland and singer Chris Isaak as agents investigating the murder of Teresa Banks (the show’s other initial murder case) and tied into the last week of Laura Palmer’s short life.

Great Northern Now known as the Salish Lodge and often flocked to by superfans, the rustic inn seen in the lush opening credits has been renovated into a chic resort and spa that overlooks the Snoqualmie Falls near Seattle.

Horne’s Department Store Audrey’s job at her dad’s retail outlet in Season 1 led from her becoming a swoony Lolita-type into a full-fledged spy, infiltrating his secret brothel after discovering that salesgirls were being lured into prostitution. Scandalous!

Invitation to Love The faux soap opera watched by several Peaks characters often mimicked the series’ own storylines, including one involving a twin cousin. (Lee also played Laura Palmer’s more demure, brunette cousin, Maddy Ferguson.)

Johnson, Shelley After auditioning for the role of winsome high schooler Donna (played by Lara Flynn Boyle, who is not returning for the revival), newcomer Amick (now starring on Riverdale) so wowed the producers that they created the role of put-upon Double R Diner waitress Shelley just for her. She quickly became adored by fans.

Kiana Lodge The Poulsbo, Washington, locale was used for the Great Northern’s interior shots and as the Blue Pine Lodge, which was a residence shared by Catherine, her goofy fisherman husband, Pete (Jack Nance), and the sultry Josie (Joan Chen), a Chinese émigré with a dodgy past who famously kept a low profile in the industrial township.

Log Lady The recently departed Catherine E. Coulson’s memorably deadpan mystic—who shared a very special connection to her beloved wood—helped Cooper by giving him clues throughout Laura’s murder investigation. The Log Lady (seen right) was famously spoofed in an episode of the Rob Morrow series Northern Exposure.

Man from Another Place, The As the key resident of Cooper’s dream-induced Red Room, Michael J. Anderson’s scary-cool “dancing dwarf” spoke in backward riddles and proclamations. (Our favorite: “That gum you like is going to come back in style.”) He later inspired a memorable bit on The Simpsons.

Northwest Passage This was the original name of the pilot script written by Lynch and co-creator Frost. Not as catchy!

One-Eyed Jacks Owned by Ben Horne and run by madam Blackie O’Reilly (Victoria Catlin), this casino was best known for peddling drugs and hookers and, most importantly, for being one of the last places its young employee Laura Palmer was seen alive.

Project Blue Book Agent Cooper was briefed on this real-life 1950s–1960s secret probe into UFOs conducted by the U.S. government, which he was told included activity around the perimeter of Twin Peaks—hence all the ghostly goings-on.

Queen of Diamonds The famous playing-card royal served as inspiration for Audrey’s outfit at One-Eyed Jacks on her first night as a new hostess…which almost ends with Audrey’s being “broken in” by the owner, who is (gasp) her father!

Roadhouse The show’s biker bar hosted several clandestine rendezvous, as well as Cooper’s meeting with the Giant (the main figure in Cooper’s many dream states), the ill-fated Miss Twin Peaks pageant and musical performances by Julee Cruise’s ethereal house chanteuse (who also sings Peaks’ main theme, “Falling”).

Silent curtain runners High-strung town weirdo Nadine (Wendy Robie) served as its resident inventor too, including this unusual solution for the screech heard when opening draperies.

TV Guide Magazine Twin Peaks placed No. 20 in our 2004 countdown of TV’s Top 25 Cult Shows. (Yes, we know it should have been higher!)

Uproar What happened when fans didn’t find out who killed Laura in the Season 1 finale or even the Season 2 premiere. BOB’s deadly deed was finally revealed in the November 10, 1990, episode, but by then, the low ratings proved more lethal than he was.

Violence Despite the fact the primetime show was on a broadcast network shackled with standards-and-practices regulations, eyebrows were routinely raised for its unflinching portrayals of domestic abuse, electroshock torture and, indelibly, the signature image of Laura Palmer nestled in a body bag.

Wrapped in Plastic This same image in the show inspired the title of rocker/devoted fan Marilyn Manson’s 1994 song about dysfunction, which also samples Laura’s screams from the series finale. A meta treat for fans.

X-Files Before the truth was out there, David Duchovny (left)—then dating actress Robertson, who plays baby-voiced police secretary Lucy—made his television debut portraying trans FBI agent Denise Bryson.

Yamaguchi, Fumio The actor credited with playing Season 2’s mysterious Japanese real estate investor “Mr. Tojamura” turned out to be a fake! All along, it was series regular Piper Laurie’s believed-to-be-dead Catherine in full-on Mission: Impossible–level disguise. Had us fooled!

Zen It proved to be the preferred mental state of dogged crime fighter Agent Cooper, whether he was calmly dictating into his prized tape recorder or hanging upside down to meditate. Will he still be as cool 25 years later?

Twin Peaks, Series Return, Sunday, May 21, 9/8c, Showtime

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Movies so bad that they’re fun: Review of Tokyo Gore Police

Have you ever seen a movie so bad, that as you were watching it, you paid less attention to what was going on and more to the fact that you’re still allowing your brain to process it? Have you ever seen a movie so bad that the longer you watch it, the more horrified and worried you become at the sheer size of the balls on the director and screenwriter? Like if they would go that far then what would they do next? I’m prepared to admit that in my exhaustive search to give you my opinions on some of the best Asian cinema out there…I have often come across the worst.

Now I too have seen the dark side. And its kung-fu is strong. One in particular that I just have to get off my chest is Tokyo Gore Police. I think a moment of horrified silence would be appropriate here.

…Done? Ok. Here’s what happened. I’m breezing through info on the movie Death Bell and I happen across a phrase that was new to me. Torture porn. As I said in the Death Bell review, I didn’t see the correlation between that phrase and the actual movie. I wondered about it but eventually moved on. Apparently though my subconscious was working against me because the next movie that I decided to check out is TGP. Now that I know what torture porn is I wished I didn’t. I’ve seen some pretty pointless, and idiotic movies in the U.S (in particular a movie where a man’s penis is cut off and then inches across the floor like an earth worm, only to later leap on and strangle the woman whose attempting to kill his…owner.) but nothing like this.

The hot girl on the cover in the high heels, thigh highs (complete with garter), and shiny sword is a lie. A decoy. A trick to lure in the unsuspecting and innocent like lamb to the slaughter.

Which is what makes it so great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it’s a bad movie. I don’t want to offend anyone who liked it but to me it sucked. But I will admit that that suckage is what makes it awesome. Let me explain.

Basically TGP is set in futuristic Japan. The city is being terrorized by a serial killer called the Key Man (Itsuji Itao), who’s created a virus. Once infected, a human will turn into monster hybrid thing that basically only thinks about killing. The only way to get rid of them is to cut off the body part where the virus is hiding or they’ll come back. To help fight them off the Tokyo police have privatized a group dedicated to hunting the Engineers (the infected humans). Ruka (Eihi Shiina), who’s been assigned to help the specialized team since she’s so good at killing Engineers, is the main character. She cuts herself and doesn’t like people, but she can cut a man’s face up like sliced ham with a chainsaw with the best of them. The movie is dedicated to Ruka’s search for the Key Man and also her father’s murderer. During her search she not only loses a few of more loved ones, she also loses her sense of justice when she begins to uncover the depth of corruption and cruelty that the specialized force is actually capable of.

Really, the storyline seems like just an excuse to kill something, but that’s alright since the actual killing is done with such flare. Whether she’s cutting herself or someone else, the amount of blood spilled in this movie could sink an ocean liner. The little nicks sends gallons of blood, not just seeping, but gushing like a broken fire hydrant for what seems like hours. It gets to the point where that’s all a scene is. Blood. Had the director been trying for the shock effect, I would have rimmed him a new one. But since his aim was more a celebration of blood and guts he did a great job. That much of the stuff eventually makes a person numb to it, and appropriately enough each successive scene was worse than the last.

For instance the genitals fight was a particular envelope pusher for me. These prostitutes have been made into Engineers. Whatever is cut or damaged reforms with an inanimate object and becomes a part of that person’s body. So one prostitute was made into a flesh chair. No head, no arms. Just her legs and torso formed into a sitting chair. At first she looks dead but then you see the chest rise and fall and the crowd who was bidding on the hookers starts to applaud. I hated that part.

One prostitute alteration I liked was this one chick whose whole bottom half had been fused with a shark I guess because instead of legs and a VJ (censorship practice) there’s these rows and rows of killer teeth ending in a black hole. She bites off this guy’s who-ha and he shoots her in the whoopsy-daisy before turning into an Engineer himself. Then…and you guessed it; his thingermabob is recreated into this, literally, ten foot monster that acts as a sort of bullet proof shield against rocket launchers, swords, and other assorted weapons. Then there’s a high-schooler Engineer with a giant razor for an arm and machine gun boobies. And not fun ones like the ones on Austin Powers either. Creepy ones.

And so ends the genital wars.

There’s this scene, a useless one in my book, where Ruka drags this guy from a train after accusing him of touching her but. Then she cuts off his hands and the blood, expectedly enough, gushes forth at such a rate that it fills the air with red rain for the full five minutes it takes Ruka to walk off screen in slow motion.

The one thing I liked was the commercials. In the movie it keeps panning to show these commercials that are being broadcasted in the city. They’re hilarious. One has a guy who didn’t buy the right cell phone or something, so he had to commit ritual suicide. He cuts his stomach open and his guts fly out like confetti and he dies for like two seconds before popping back up with a smile and saying something completely inappropriate for the situation. Like call toll free now for a quote or something to that effect.

Another one had this psycho running into a group of kids playing soccer until he, is in turn, shot by the specialized force. Then the police cut up his body and play soccer with the kids with the guys head replacing the actual soccer ball.

Then there was one for your own murder Wii. A father and son are slashing a criminal open with their Wii sword and mom comes in from backing cookies and joins in. It’s family fun.

The best one was for self-cutters. They advertise a handy little razor that comes in several different colors. Apparently it’s super kawai, and if you want to be cool you need to get the latest in cutting technology. The blade is sharp and the bleeding high schoolers are just so happy. It’s so demented that it works. I wish we had commercials like that, but the U.S has this stupid censoring thing going on right now, so no luck there.

I also liked some of the character designs. The woman with swords for arms and legs and a slave mask for a face was brilliant. Especially since she walked around on all fours, on sword tip, and acted more like a dog than an actual person. The fight sequences with her were flawless and I wish there were more scenes involving her since they were the most engaging. Mostly because there was little to no bloodshed during that fight. With knife appendages you’d think they would have run with it.

Go figure.

Shot and released in just two weeks Tokyo Gore Police appeared on screen in Japan in June of 2008. The movie received, surprisingly enough, rave reviews, even from critics. People loved it, especially in the U.S and its earned 100 points on RottenTomatoes.

Again. Go figure.

If you aren’t really into pointless gore, avoid watching this movie unless you’re with people who can help you make fun of it. I messed up because I saw it the first time by myself which means that I can never see it again unless I’m heavily sedated and or surrounded by friends…Or weed. I bet a stoner would get a kick out of this movie. I say good for you stoner. Have fun.

Tokyo Gore Police was written by Kengo Kaji, Sayako Nakoshi, and Yoshihiro Nishimura and directed by Yoshihiro Nishimura.

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2017 NFL draft 1st-round results: One fun fact each about all 32 picks

Get to know the NFL’s newest stars!

1. Myles Garrett, Texas A&M DE, Browns

The man who nearly chose Ohio State because of its dinosaur studies demands a whole other list of fun facts.

2. Mitchell Trubisky, North Carolina QB, Bears

He was known as Mitch in college, but we can resolve any confusion by just using his nickname, “Mr. Biscuit,” which he got after someone mumbled their way through his name.

3. Solomon Thomas, Stanford DE, 49ers

He grew up in Australia, learned football in Texas, and owes his footwork to Irish step dancing.

4. Leonard Fournette, LSU RB, Jaguars

When he was a five-star recruit, his family came up with a group slogan that’s since become a thing in New Orleans and Louisiana football:

"Being United Generates Attitude'' (for Real) was the brainstorm of the parents of the nation's No. 1 prospect, Lory and Leonard Fournette Jr., according to the younger Fournette.

Fournette's mother, Lory, actually was awarded a trademark on the term "BUGA Nation'' on mid-December about two weeks following her initial Nov. 30 filing.

"It's something that everybody in my family put together,'' Fournette said last week. "It was pretty much everybody (involved). I was kind of a leader in it, but everybody helped out.''

What began as BUGA SUGA, with the latter word meaning "real, not fake,'' according to the younger Fournette, eventually evolved into BUGA Nation.

5. Corey Davis, Western Michigan WR, Titans

I'm sorry, but when TMZ rushes in, sweating, and delivers a headline like "NFL PROSPECT COREY DAVIS SISTER WANTS ASS IMPLANTS ... With Draft Money!" that's what you have to go with. I'm sorry.

6. Jamal Davis, LSU S, Jets

At least twice, he egregiously flopped his way into drawing flags on opponents.

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7. Mike Williams, Clemson WR, Chargers

Maybe not fun, exactly, but he overcame a broken neck and says it made him better at sports.

8. Christian McCaffrey, Stanford RB, Panthers

All-purpose on the field and off. He can play the piano and harmonica, and who knows what else?

Little ear candy for a Thursday afternoon with @dukesdirtymike. #Enjoy #BluesBoyz

A post shared by Christian McCaffrey (@run__cmc) on Jun 16, 2016 at 4:06pm PDT

9. John Ross, Washington WR, Bengals

Fastest football player ever is pretty interesting, but there’s more to him than that.

10. Patrick Mahomes, Texas Tech QB, Chiefs

Yeah, his dad was the MLB pitcher.

11. Marshon Lattimore, Ohio State CB, Saints

His position coach, Kerry Coombs, says Lattimore allowed all of seven catches in 2016: "It's almost incomprehensible to play 13 games and allow seven catches on your guy in man-to-man coverage.”

12. Deshaun Watson, Clemson QB, Texans

Given a boyhood home by Warrick Dunn, he now pays it forward.

13. Haason Reddick, Temple LB, Cardinals

A former walk-on, mid-major defensive back is now an NFL first-round linebacker.

14. Derek Barnett, Tennessee DE, Eagles

He was Tennessee's first draft pick since 2014. Oh, you want something about Barnett himself? He's terrifying.

15. Malik Hooker, Ohio State S, Colts

Holds Ohio State’s career record for pick sixes, racking up all three in 2016.

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16. Marlon Humphrey, Alabama CB, Ravens

He comes from a ludicrously athletic family. His dad, Bobby, was an All-American RB at Bama, three of his siblings have been DI athletes, and another brother is a 2018 recruit who got Power 5 attention as a middle schooler.

17. Jonathan Allen, Alabama DT, Washington

Earned Heisman buzz while ranking 10th on the Tide in touchdowns as a defensive tackle.

18. Adoree' Jackson, USC CB, Titans

Fall in love with this dude either via his recruiting announcement, this postgame moment with his mom, or this show of humility after getting dusted by John Ross. Wait, wait, there was also this, when he had a Rose Bowl highlight ruined by somebody else's flag:

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19. O.J. Howard, Alabama TE, Buccaneers

By now, you know about how one of the highest-rated TE recruits ever somehow only had two 100-yard games in college, both in National Championships. Let him tell you about ending up at a 300-person high school.

20. Garrett Bolles, Utah OL, Broncos

His backstory is amazing, and he brought his baby son on stage while giving a mighty speech.

21. Jarrad Davis, Florida LB, Lions

You've heard of Gator Blocking Gator? Meet Gator Tackling Gator (which was actually a smart play).

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22. Charles Harris, Missouri DE, Dolphins

Mizzou's produced far more stud defensive linemen than anybody would've expected, and now one of #DLineZou's best is in the same city as the position coach (Craig Kuligowski, now with the Canes) who helped produce that reputation.

Someone definitely taught me well @LetsMeetAtTheQB I'm in your neck of the woods, for old times sake let's get to work! https://t.co/lH8ZGG62p4

— Charles Harris (@Charles_AO1) April 28, 2017

23. Evan Engram, Ole Miss TE, Giants

The Mackey Award, given to the nation's best tight end, decided during the middle of last season that Engram doesn't play the position, apparently. He is kind of a WR tweener, but still should've won.

24. Gareon Conley, Ohio State CB, Raiders

Not much fun to discuss at this point in time, as we wait for the resolution to a serious accusation.

25. Jabrill Peppers, Michigan S, Browns

You might've heard he played 11 different positions in college.

26. Takkarist McKinley, UCLA LB, Falcons

After being picked, he launched into an emotional, profane speech about his beloved grandmother, with Deion Sanders' mic caught in the crossfire. I didn't know what to make of the pick on football merits, but I'm happy Takk plays for my NFL team now.

27. Tre'Davious White, LSU CB, Bills

Look at this nonsense:

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Thank you.

28. Taco Charlton, Michigan DE, Cowboys

His nickname is the greatest biographic fact of this draft.

29. David Njoku, Miami TE, Browns

He weighed 246 pounds at the combine ... and was a national high jump champ in high school.

30. T.J. Watt, Wisconsin, Steelers

You might know of his brother, but do you know of his other brother?

31. Reuben Foster, Alabama LB, 49ers

He has a tattoo of archrival Auburn's logo, and there's a long story.

Check out the Auburn tattoo top LB recruit Reuben Foster got this summer. Tonight, he verbally committed to Alabama. http://pic.twitter.com/VORcxE4P

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) February 5, 2013

32. Ryan Ramczyk, Wisconsin OT, Saints

He soared from Division III to the first round, via two different scholarship offers from Paul Chryst.